http://omegle.com/

Ihr chattet auf der Seite mit einem wildfremden Menschen. Kann mitunter ganz lustig sein. :D

Geil, gleich beim ersten Mal wurde ich von einem Türken beleidigt :D

oh man was man da schon schreiben....

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hı
You: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: fıne and u
You: fine too
Stranger: what ıs u name
You: Timo, and your?
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Dabei heiß ich doch garnicht Timo:D

Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: where are you from?
You: germany and you?
Stranger: italy
Stranger: male or female?
You: male
You: you?
You: i was last holidays in italy
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Die hauen immer so schnell ab, warscheinlich wollte er ein mädchen.

Stranger: JOE JONASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You: what the hell?
You: !
Stranger: are yu joe jonas
You: no i'm jack & jones

meine ist nicht soschnel labgehauen aber ich kopiers dich nich hier rein ;) aber ein anderes gespräch ma sehn :)

-.-

sorry, aber ich meinte:

meine ist nicht so schnell abgehauen aber ich kopiers nich hier rein ;) aber ein anderes gespräch ma sehn :)

You: why are u here? :)
Stranger: I live there, with my parents
You: lol no I mean this website lol
Stranger: hahaha, while the sister of a friend of mine sad it was nice so i tried


^^

Stranger: 안녕
You: i love you!!
Stranger: well then, lets get married
You: you pay :D
Stranger: alright, i want a civil wedding, no flowers AT ALL
Stranger: no ring, just papers
You: what about a own house?
You: with garden
You: and dunno maybe a zoo, too
You: :D
Stranger: a zoo? why a zoo?
You: dunno. animals are sweet :D
You: you can eat them :D
Stranger: wth? gahh, no to zoo's. i want an underwater aquarium
Stranger: for my dolphins
You: I won't tidie this up xD
You: i'll throw rubbish in your aquarium :D
You: die dolphins, DIE :D
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Mein Englisch ist nicht sehr gut, aber ich glaube, man könnte es verstehen...^^

Stranger: wat up yo
You: Heya
Stranger: is you dude or non-dude?
You: Everythin' fine ! and you ?
Stranger: fine
You: a Dude ?
Stranger: yea a dude! what am i speaking here russian?
You: Mhh.. yea , i can speak russian lil' bit
Stranger: cool? whatev, so is you dong or whole?
You: What a dong or a whole >.< xD ?
Stranger: penis or vagina since we're in medical class now
You: Penis >->
Stranger: gross, that's sick man
Stranger: where are you from, the moon?
You: What the *
You: God damnit
You: ive got a penis !

You: im not a large long thing
Stranger: ok, i got it. you're a dude. Are you from the moon or the sun?
You: None of them
You: Germany
Stranger: ooo, you're an earthling. Man, I hate you guys. So do you know the cool language?
You: Cool Language ?

Stranger: English motherfucker, do you speak it?
You: Mhh.. no , i can't speak english except im talkin with you in this language Oo
Stranger: o snap! you pwnd me there. what do you do for a living?
You: I dont understand >.<
Stranger: cool cool. You know rosetta?
You: mhh.. i don't know what i should answer >.< No ?
Stranger: o, that's too bad. you should def hang wit her. She can help you learn the hip shit in the cool lang. How's Germany treating you?
You: Good... ive got all things that i need
Stranger: sweet answer, really gets me going. Have you traveled a lot? How's the Fatherland compare to other countries?
You: It's a little colder as in other countries i was >.<
Stranger: kewl dawg, so that's how it pops over there? a little warmer than the other countries. That's what i'm talking about.
You: how it pops ? Crazy Language that you made.. i don't understand either :/
Stranger: yea word. I gotcha. That's how it be in the hood, nigga.
You: Oh ma fuckin gowd
Stranger: word up, youngblood. So what's crackalackin in your part of germany?
You: u R Crazyy!
Stranger: Only every other day and twice of saturday
Stranger: on*


Eh haha ??

Das ist zwar ziemlich niveaulos, aber ich konnte nicht wiederstehen, dieses von Hormonen getriebene Kid zu verarschen D:

Stranger: hello
You: Sup?
Stranger: means
Stranger: hot chat
You: Yeah ._.
Stranger: nice
Stranger: als
You: Ima girl
Stranger: nice
You: 15
You: Hehe
Stranger: nice
Stranger: can v do hot ccht
You: Sure.
Stranger: nice
Stranger: so how can v start
You: Lol, I am not a girl!
You: PWNED

xD

was hat das kid dann dazu gesagt ?

Keine Ahnung, ich habe ihn sitzen lassen und bin abgehauen xD.

ich chatte grad mit einem 36 jährigen belgier
voll nett :)
der kann sogar ein wenig deutsch :D

mich hat eine Niederländerin Nerd genannt. ;( xD

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: I am a boy 19 years old I live in germany and you?
Stranger: man 19 america
Stranger: well 18 til june
You: ok
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Weg isser. oO
Wohl ein schüchterner junger Mann...

You: hey
Stranger: oh hello
You: how are you?
Stranger: I am fine how about yourself
You: me too
Stranger: that's good to hear
Stranger: what are you up to
You: im listening to music an im playing some games
You: how about you?
Stranger: watching Hercules the legendary journies
You: cool
You: whats your name?
Stranger: lets call me Sven
Stranger: Sven the mighty
You: hey cool :) im called grindel
Stranger: how androgenous

You: LOL
Stranger: pardon?
Stranger: lots of love?
Stranger: bit forward isnt it
You: ?
Stranger: you opened saying LOL - lots of love
Stranger: please keep your feelings in check



:DDD

Stranger: penis or vagina
You: both
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Ist das bei den meisten irgendwie die Standardbegrüßung?

(zum gleichen Zeitpunkt):

You: STRANGE!
Stranger: homo!
You: x'D

Sry Ergänzung:


You: STRANGE!
Stranger: homo!
You: x'D
Stranger: narkkari is finnish and means junkie
You: call me Nuck Chorris biatch
Stranger: Nuck oh Nuck please faster uuh ooh harded plz
You: You don't impress me with that.
Stranger: ARGH! Chorris!
You: Sisty Fent!
Stranger: Luce Bree
You: xD

Ist schon nicht schlecht, aber viel zu viel Opfer, die einfach nur Cybersex wollen...

Omg der (finnische) Kerl hatte nen Kumpel der 'Satanistischer Priester' war wie er meint... die haben zusammen in Amsterdamm was zu Rauchen geholt, sind weggefahren habens an nem Ort gekifft und haben 6 Stunden lang geschriehene und sind abgeflippt...


Wtf.. Hab ich ihm erstmal erklärt wie das in Deutschland abläuft. =D

das stimmt. Jemand hatte mich sogar schon gefragt, ohne zu wissen, ob ich M oder W sei. Er meinte nur, dass er es will, egal ob M oder W^^
Perverslinge

wenn man sagt, man sei m, dann gehen die sofort off xD

You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 78 shemale timbuktu
You: is it so important :D ?
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You: hello
Stranger: hi :)
You: are u good?
Stranger: im good
Stranger: you?
You: me too I am smoking
Stranger: nice
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oO ?

btw: was heißt asl genau? Also was kürzt es ab mein ich?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hello!
You: how are you?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: my penis likes you
You: so? I am a 82 years old woman. :)
You: hihi
Stranger: 82 year old women dont know how to use the internet
Stranger: troll
You: I am a 82 old woman. I am not joking.
Stranger: pics
Stranger: of that sweet pussy of yours
You: pics?
Stranger: pussy ages like a fine wine
You: what are u talking about?
Stranger: did you have anal sex as a child
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Igitt! oO xD

asl :
age sex location

thx

Wollt ihr mal ein richtiges Gespräch?:
You: hi
Stranger: hello (:
You: i have birthday today
Stranger: happy birthday then (:
You: thx
You: this side is funny
Stranger: you're welcome and yeah it is.
Stranger: very amusing xD
You: but many strangers go away after 2 sentences
Stranger: yeah ikr?
Stranger: its so ughh. irritating xD
You: are you playing combat arms?
Stranger: no not really into games xD
You: ok, whrer are you from
Stranger: i live in malaysia you?
You: lol whrere is malayysia? im from germany
Stranger: oh awesome! im german ;D
Stranger: malaysia is in south east asia. do you know where singapore is?
You: ah, ok
You: what do you mean with you're german?
Stranger: i mean that i am german xD
Stranger: my dads german
Stranger: so i am german xD
Stranger: half anyway. but still german ;D
You: dann kannst du deutsch oder?
Stranger: i cant speak german though xD
Stranger: haha. just a bit.
Stranger: i was raised speaking english xD
You: ok i said: then you can speak german or not?
You: ...
Stranger: yeah iguessed something like that x
Stranger: xD
You: are you older then 20?
Stranger: nope xD
Stranger: younger.
You: ah ok im today 16
Stranger: awesome ;D im 15
You: lol thats funny
Stranger: is it? xD
You: yea, how late is it?
Stranger: early actually.
Stranger: its just 5"38pm (:
You: aha by me ... wait
You: search clock
Stranger: lmfao 11:39am xD
You: 11.40 am
Stranger: kay 40 now then xD
You: yes why did you know that?
Stranger: cuz my best friend lives in Norway and I have California and Noway on my clock as well xD
Stranger: and I know that Noway is the same time as Germany xD
You: ah ok
You: ye
Stranger: xD
You: and im not a nazi, do all people know that in yoour country?
Stranger: idk i dont think people ask that anymore. im not from here. i just live here xD
Stranger: like i said, im german. just dont know how to speak german xD
You: many people in the world say to german people 'nazi'...
Stranger: yeah its quite stupid actually.
Stranger: o.o like once i told somebody i lived in amercia which was true for a while and they were like "Say hello to George Bush for me!" and im like "sureeee" xD
You: xDDD
Stranger: so what are you up to right now? xD
You: i dont know = idk?
Stranger: mhmm (:
You: do you know what is realshool abschluss?
Stranger: not exactly xD
You: ok, it is an exam(?) im in this is the last prüfung, what is that in german hmmm... i ask my sister wait she know that, she was in canada for 1 year
Stranger: oh thats cool ... so then good luck with your exam (:
You: ah ok you know what i mean :D and tomorow is the english exam
Stranger: ohh! well you speak pretty well so im sure you'll do good (:
You: no, no, im not good enought, what notes give it in malaysia, lik A is the best ...?
You: or 1,2,3,4,5,6
Stranger: yeah. you mean grades?
You: yes grades
Stranger: i think its A ... or numbers. they go by numbers. like 100% and stuff.
Stranger: I'm not so sure. I'm home schooled >_<
You: what you are a millionares son or like this?
You: rich?
Stranger: nooo xD
Stranger: just home schooled xD
Stranger: lame really.
You: lol it is boring?
Stranger: oh hell yeahh xD
You: lol
Stranger: D; plus the weather is so hot here that i just wanna moveee xD
You: do you can go to the beach?
Stranger: yeah i can. but its a bit far from where i live.
Stranger: but i still can go there.
Stranger: not to often though. im sorta tired of the sun xD
You: ah, in summer i fly to spain, to the little islands in near of africa
Stranger: wow that's so awesome! my aunt lives in spain :D
You: xD
You: after this i work, i make a 'ausbildung'
Stranger: that is? o.o
You: apprenticeship
Stranger: ohh awesome ;D
You: electrician
Stranger: really? xD cool! (: i dont think i can fix things that well xD
You: when did you work? 2 years?
Stranger: probably. but i haven't planned my future much really.
Stranger: its all just a blur. xD
You: ok
Stranger: mhmm (: im bored xD
You: im too
Stranger: what cha doing now? xD
You: kp
You: äähhh idk
Stranger: ohhhh xD
Stranger: lmfao. ish. i want to go swiming >.<
You: wht is ish?
Stranger: ish is um ... something like ... a word i say when im bored ...something like umm ... blech? xD
You: ah ok
Stranger: mhmm xD so do you like listening to music?
You: yes, linkin park and techno
You: you?
Stranger: i love linkin park (:
You: ahhh
You: xD
Stranger: i like to listen to lot of music really xD
Stranger: im just fine with whatever.
You: you can whatch my videos at: http://www.youtube.com/user/SEmichi14
Stranger: ahkay then xD
You: if you are bored, loike ish xD
Stranger: lmfaoo. xD
Stranger: mmkay. but i got to go walk my dog now so later?
You: ok bye
Stranger: byee ;D

Das muss aber nun wirklich kein Copy and Paste Thread werden...

You: OMGZZ!hi!!!!!!!1&#9829;&#9829;&#9829;&#9829;
Stranger: hi
You: sooo..how are you?
Stranger: i am chinese .waht about you?
You: Uh..I come flom the fal west but I heald china is vely nice. But you have a lot of steleo typs about us. Most of them a wlong.
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Die Seite kommt in meine Favoriten. ;)

Stranger: Here`s another site like omegle, but cooler: www.iddin.com. It has photo sharing too!



Bin auch noch nicht drauf gewesen wollte gleich posten ic hbescuh die seite mal! ;)

Da hat mir doch tatsächlich jemand ein pennergame spendenlink geschickt xDDDD

@ SE Michi

Ich hatte ca. eine 1 stündige Unterhaltung mit einem 24 jährigen.

Wir haben so halt übers Leben geplaudert.
Was ich als Beruf ausübe, wo wir auf Urlaub waren, wohin dieses Jahr etc.

Solche Chancen gibt es nicht alle male. Vielleicht war gestern mein Glückstag oder wie man so sagt.

Ansonsten sind da so viele Kinder, die "möchtegern" Erwachsen sind und Cybersex oder so etwas ähnliches haben wollen.

Nunja... Kinder halt.

You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 19/Boy/Germany
Stranger:r u horny babe?
You: no

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: wheeee u form
You: germany, you? :)
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"You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: wheeee u form
You: germany, you? :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected."


Gleichfalls:

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You: heeeeeey you!
Stranger: chinese?
You: no?
You: I am german
You: lol
You: :)))))))
Stranger: oll
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lol Hundefresser.


ROFL:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: heeeeey
Stranger: u like sex ?
You: no problem honeya ;)
You: *honey
You: hihi
Stranger: uh
You: ?
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Hab versucht kurz mal mitzuspielen. Aber nur für den Anfang. ;) Der hat jedoch das Ende begonnen. oO

Stranger: asl?
You: whats asl?
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You: hi
Stranger: hi.where are you from
You: germany and you?
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Stranger: manboob
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ich schein da kein großes glück zu haben xD

"ich schein da kein großes glück zu haben"

Ich hatte schon zwei recht lange und interessante Unterhaltungen. Zuerst mit einer US-Amerikanerin und jetzt gerade mit einem Türken. :)

Ja, es gibt schon noch Leute, die nich auf Sex aus sind:D

xD des is lol xD


Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: hi
You: how are you
Stranger: fine
Stranger: girl or boy?
You: boy
Stranger: omfg
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_____________________________________________

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how are you
Stranger: not bad thanks
You: asl?
Stranger: f
Stranger: and you
You: 12 male germany
Stranger: oooo
Stranger: little mann
Stranger: muck
Stranger: by
You: nobody likes me because i am 12
_____________________________________________
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how are you
Stranger: good
Stranger: you?
You: i am fine
You: asl?
Stranger: 13 m finland
You: i am 12/m/germany
Stranger: ok
You: you are the first person who didn´t disconnect after reaqd how old i am
Stranger: ok
Stranger: Where did you find this page?
You: at www.mogelpower.de
Stranger: ok
You: i must go now bye
Stranger: bye
You have disconnected.


Ich hab mich mal als 92.iger ausgegeben die war nett ich hab gesagt das ich bingo spielen gehe und sie hat mir viel spaß gewünscht.=D

Ich hab mit nem amerikanischem Panzersoldaten geredet, der grad aus'm Irak zurück war.

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You: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
You: bruder! alles klar?
You: alter...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Aliens!
Stranger: omg no
Stranger: where
You: in your Bathroom
Stranger: omg
Stranger: *brb
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ich bin jetzt noch am lachen xD

http://www.mogelpower.de/forum/showmsg.php?id=3238159
Ich glaub ich hatte dich ga genau dieser Link da dabei war und auch noch eine Beschreibung xD
_____________________________________________
You: hi
Stranger: hi :)
You: are you an alien
Stranger: yes ! :D
You: you are the second alien i met here!!!
Stranger: oh really, that must be my sister ! 8D
You: XD
Stranger: :)
You: my sister is a...i don´t know what she is
Stranger: :D
You: asl?
Stranger: what mean asl? im sorry about my bad english in finland we dont text like that
You: asl=age,sex,location
Stranger: ouh
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: im 14,girl and from Finland
Stranger: you?
You: im 12/boy/germany
Stranger: okay :)
You: i must go now sry i don´t want to go but i must go XPsry byebye
Stranger: okay, by
Stranger: 'bye
Stranger: :D
You: ^^
Stranger: it was nice to talk
Stranger: :)
You: yes it was bye
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where are u come?
You: germany
You: you?
Stranger: boy?
Stranger: hk~!
You: yes
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naja

erster Teil
You: Aloha
Stranger: you work at Big Island Toyota
You: No, I don't ;)
Stranger: you live in hawaii?
You: No!
[...] Your conversational partner has disconnected.

zweiter Teil

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Aloha
Stranger: you work at big island toyota
You: ehh nope
Stranger: you live in hawaii?
You: I've just chatted with someone else who asked the same questions
Stranger: it's a warm greeting
You: xD OMG
Stranger: lolololol
You: The chance is that small and we did it!
Stranger: we are awesome!!!!
Stranger: I think we can sue since we weren't
Stranger: technically strangers
You: amazing...
Stranger: where are you typing from?
You: at the end we know each other in real life^^
You: Switzerland, Europe
Stranger: are you good at math? I wonder what the odds are with 1972 users?
Stranger: besides 1 in 1971
You: I'm good at maths, but calculate this will be very hard. It will be over my level
You: no, because of canceling conversation etc...
Stranger: oh I see the odds are always changing
You: yes, now there are 1980 users
Stranger: well lets split and see if it happens again :-)
You: okay
You: i will greet with Alohe again^^
Stranger: sounds like a plan
You: :p
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Das glaubt mir keiner.^^ Leider trafen wir uns nachher nicht mehr...

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Stranger: hi
You: i love you
Stranger: awww thank you.
You: lets marrie
Stranger: not until you can spell
You: lets get married
Stranger: oh ok. when do you want to tie the knot?
You: now
Stranger: do you have a minister handy?
You: yes i'm rich
Stranger: oh never mind. i can't marry a rich person. sorry
You: why
Stranger: rich people are snotty
You: i give you 1million then you are rich too
You: no im not rich anymore my company got closed :(
Stranger: ok then the wedding is back on. what is your name?
You: Konikiyokaru Mishinimitshubishi Toyota
You: and your?
Stranger: princess consuela banana hammock
You: cool
You: you are a women
Stranger: yeah....aren't you?
You: DOESN'T MATTER WE LOVE EACH OTHER !right?
Stranger: right!
You: so where do you live?
Stranger: nepal.....you?
You: i live in south pole its far away
Stranger: in it? really? what's it like inside the south pole?
You: i saw there once a yeti now we drink coffee every morning at 56 o'clock
Stranger: i thought yeti's were allergic to coffee
You: no he is an african yeti but he loves cola too!
Stranger: huh....and i always thought they were cold weather creatures
Stranger: the things you learn every day
You: yes but his mother is from africa his father is from north pole
Stranger: and somehow he ended up at the south pole? that is a well traveled yeti
You: yes he was in buenos aires,melbourne,at satans kitchen,germany,italy,spain and russia
Stranger: he must have some serious money
You: yes from me!
Stranger: what is he going to do now that your company is closed and you have no money?
You: he says lets open a apple banana company
You: now we got a
You: AB Company
You: and 3 People are eating it!
Stranger: you are well on your way to making back all of your money
You: o yes
Stranger: you and your yeti seem like very special people
You: yes hes now behind me and we eat apple bananas
Stranger: how do they taste? i've never had an apple banana
You: it's a green banana tastes sour
Stranger: then why are you eating it?
You: because its like a adrenalin kick !i can go t obama so fast and dance with him before the bodyguards can see me !IM so FAST
Stranger: before or after the apple banana?
You: after
Stranger: maybe i should get some of those. i could use some speed
You: yes i can learn chinese in 5 seconds!the hole abc!
Stranger: knowing the abc's doesn't do a whole lot of good if you can't speak the language
You: i can speak
Stranger: i can speak too....
You: shall i eat a apple banana and run to best buy and get a chinese keyboard?
Stranger: yes
You: &#27665;&#25919;&#20107;&#21209;&#23616;&#20043;&#19968;
You: &#37027;&#40636;&#65292;&#26159;&#22533;&#25345;&#23531;&#65311;

You: this sucks i bring it back and get my money back!
Stranger: &#36825;&#26159;&#20196;&#20154;&#21360;&#35937;&#28145;&#21051;
You: got my old keyboaard
Stranger: ok
You: i know its impressing :)
Stranger: you have many talents
You: i know!
You: do you got msn?
Stranger: yep do you?
You: yes
Stranger: thats great
You: give me your
Stranger: what? give me your what?
You: msn id
You: so we can talk tomorrow and more about wedding!
Stranger: k hang on...what is yours?
You: tranedust2@hotmail.com
You: add me pls :)
Stranger: k i added you
You: got you
Stranger: sweet
You: hey my friend yeti is here he wants to play ice ball
Stranger: never played but it sounds like fun
You: yes you have to do a ball with ice crystals and the other person is running away and the person with the ice ball tries so hit him some times i loose my eye but it doesn't hurt so much
Stranger: do you put your eye back in? or just leave it out?
You: sometime i do a rock in
You: but usually i do it back
You: but some other times i do it wrong i so i see with one eye everything weird
Stranger: i would assume so. glad i have both my eyes

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: lets get married
Stranger: right now?!
You: of course
Stranger: are you super attractive?
You: hmm are you M/F?
Stranger: little bit of both
You: ^^
You: no i not atraktive i have hair on my ass
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Ach du meine Güte...
Was ihr alle da für einen Unsinn labert. =)

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Die meisten waren bis jetzt aber alle recht freundlich. Heute hatte ich mich mit einem Ägypter und mit einem Finnen unterhalten. Nette Leute. :)

rofl

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Stranger: sup
Stranger: from
?
Stranger: asl?
You: wtf?
Stranger: Whats uyp
Stranger: Asl?
Stranger: :)
You: germany
You: 19 years old (ooold)
You: male
You: u?
Stranger: male ?
Stranger: ok fu
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sagt gleich fu zu mir xD

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You: ähm.... u are kinky?
Stranger: depends are u female
You: lol idiot
You: I am male and could hit ur headoff ma kid
You: :)
Stranger: fuck u
You: ^^
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oh man... ^^

You: THOU SHALT FIND PEACE INSIDE THE HOLY BIBLE
Stranger: hi
You: BELIEVE IN GOD, BROTHER
Stranger: ...
You: BE RIGHTEOUS, OR BE JUDGED BY THE ALMIGTHY
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Stranger: Hey, :]
You: hey dude
You: whats up?
Stranger: I'm a girl.
Stranger: :L
You: yeah nice. do you know...in the future...2012 I'm a serial killer
You: named Tha Soulbreaker
Stranger: fuck you man.
You: you must scare me
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zum größten teil unterhalte ich mich mit finnen und belgier. sehr nette luete
aber ich gibt da auch die kiddys, die sofort disconntecten, wenn man sagt, man sei male

Oder eben Deutscher...

hm, das hatte ich ncoh nie, das jemd disconnected hat,als ich gesagt habe, ich sei deutscher

oh doch. ich werd mal bei gelegenheit, wenn es wieder passiert, hier nen quote reinstellen

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You: whats up?
You: 15/male/germany^^
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Als ich asl getippt habe, war er (denk ich mal^^) auch am tippen. Direkt danach hat er aufgehört zu tippen und hat disconnected :<

Jetzt weiß ich nicht ob er disconnected hat, weil ich Male bin oder weil ich Deutscher bin :/

Vielleicht auch beides xD

"hm, das hatte ich ncoh nie, das jemd disconnected hat,als ich gesagt habe, ich sei deutscher"

Dito. Außer einmal!!!! :))))))))999

okay, erster talk gleich nach dem obigen beitrag von mir... xD

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You: 19 male germany
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lol

Ich hab lange mit einem geschrieben!

Stranger: asl?
You: when sb ask : asl? and i say 18 m germany, they disconnect
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: and i would too
Stranger: fuck off

lol, so dumm der chat...lol, so geil :D:DD:D


asiaten sind die besten da, mit dennen kann man schreiben^^

"Ich hab lange mit einem geschrieben!"

Glückwunsch!

Stranger: hi
You: Hello ^^
Stranger: from?
You: where r u from?
You: germany
Stranger: i'm korea
You: wow ^^
You: how´s the weather?
Stranger: um
Stranger: 25?
Stranger: 20~25
You: ah
You: you mean degree?
You: how hot it is?
Stranger: yes..
Stranger: sorry
You: kay
Stranger: haha
You: our weather is horny XDD
You: just kidding
Stranger: haha
Stranger: east germany? or west germany?
You: west
Stranger: wow
You: ^^
Stranger: good
Stranger: i like germany
You: yeah
You: weather is sunny
You: in summer ^^
You: very strange... xD
Stranger: germany is have good manufacturing industry
You: of course ^^


noch eins

Stranger: anon?
You: do you want to marry me?
Stranger: are u anon?
You: wtf is anon? xD
Stranger: not u
Stranger: that's for sure
You: ^^
Stranger: bird is the word?
Stranger: bababird bird bird
You: ?? xD
Stranger: don't know it?
You: do you have a bird in your head? xD
Stranger: yes
You: but i know this
Stranger: and
Stranger: do you know the game?
You: what game?
Stranger: THE game
You: THE? no ^^
Stranger: the name of that game is "the game"
You: lol no ^^
You: but what about marrying?
Stranger: it's quiet cool though
You: xD
Stranger: what gender are you?
You: lol female
You: nah male
You: or both?
Stranger: sorry, gay marriages are forbidden here in texas
You: oh u live in texas ^^
Stranger: yes
You: i´m in germany
Stranger: I'm a far cousin of bush
Stranger: but I don't share his last name :p
You: oh wow do you have a big house?
Stranger: not really
You: and are u as mad as he? xD
You: can u open a door?
Stranger: nah, I don't really like him :p
Stranger: I see him about 2 times a year
Stranger: that's it :p
You: can you cath a shoe?
Stranger: lol
You: vatch*
You: catch*
Stranger: yes I can :p
You: oh wow, a wonder
You: you´re a clever bush xD
Stranger: indeed :p
You: lol
Stranger: the clever ones live in small houses :p
You: yeah that´s right
Stranger: and I voted obama
Stranger: xD
You: OBAMA!! yeah man!
You: i like the dog ^^
Stranger: I'm one the few votes in texas that went to obama :p
You: do you like the obama dog?
Stranger: yeah! it's way cool :p
Stranger: and cute
You: of course
You: do you know the newspaper called "Bild" ?
Stranger: yeah, german newspaper right?
You: right
You: nearly the same like "Today"
You: your newspaper
Stranger: yeah :p
You: in "Bild" there was a cute photo of this dog :D:D
Stranger: wow :p I'd like to see that
You: yeah me too^^ joke
You: wait, i will google "the game"
You: stay here ^^
Stranger: lol k
You: better youtube xD
Stranger: wait, I know the site :p
Stranger: http://www.losethegame.com/
You: ok wait ^^
Stranger: you already started playing as soon as you clicked the link :p
You: so whats the hmm wait.. opposite of pointless?
Stranger: useful?
You: hmm no
You: what´s the ... of the game?
Stranger: the point of the game?
You: yeah ^^
Stranger: the purpose
Stranger: well
Stranger: it's just fun, to go on omegle and say "THE GAME"
You: xD
Stranger: when the other reads it, he lost
Stranger: and has to start over again
You: lol ^^
Stranger: lots of people on here play "the game" :p
Stranger: fun to make them lose
You: ah ^^
You: and when i write it and and read it, i lose?
Stranger: whenever you even think of it :p
Stranger: but you can always start over again
You: lol but when you write it, you think of it xD
Stranger: but the fun is, when you think about it, you lose, but you gotta take everyone down with you :p
You: xDD
You: ok ^^
Stranger: and that's why you write or shout it :p
You: i will cope this chat and paste it on my forum ^^
You: *copy
You: everyone has to lose ^^
Stranger: cool :p
Stranger: what's your forum link?
You: www.mogelpower.de
You: funny page ^^
You: n the left side on forum
You: it isn´t my forum, but i´m registered
Stranger: ah, sweet :p
You: lol ^^
You: ok, i have to go to my friend ^^
You: and always think about THE GAME
Stranger: lol, damn it :p I just lost again
You: hehe
Stranger: I'd like to see obama say it on national tv
Stranger: xD
You: XD
You: will he say it??
Stranger: like he's going on stage and says: "the game"
Stranger: :p
Stranger: don't know if he knows the game
You: if he knows, it will be pretty cool
You: ok, got to go, cu ^^
Stranger: yeah :p
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bye
You: *disconnect*

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You: hi
Stranger: from
You: Germany
You: And you?
Stranger: chinese
You: Cool!
Stranger: you male or female
You: I'm male.
Stranger: ye cool
You: And you?
Stranger: i have a huge penis
You: >_>
You: That was not the fact I wanted to know.
Stranger: ye ,but i want for you
You: I suppose my penis to be huger than yours. :p
Stranger: have you ever fucked by cofing
You: Cofing?
You: What's cofing?
Stranger: coding
You: Not at all.
You: And I don't want to do it.
You: Not with a boy.
You: :p
Stranger: maybe you will love it,just try
You: I won't.
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Uuuaaahhh... >.<

lol ein chinese (warum landen bei mir immer chinesen?) der war aus ganzhou oder so

http://s2b.directupload.net/images/090514/82kydcp5.png

Ein witziges Gespräch mit einem Kiddy: xD

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You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: germany
You: u?
Stranger: germany :)
You: aha
You: moinsen
Stranger: hi :S
Stranger: :D
Stranger: wo kommste denn genau weg?
You: lol
You: Kiel und du?
Stranger: ostfriesland
You: lol
You: das ist in meiner nähe
You: auch schleßwig-holstein
Stranger: ostfriesland?
You: da kommt otto walkes her
Stranger: nee
You: doch klar
Stranger: ja aber das ist niedersachsen ;)
You: ostfriesland ist SHG
You: SH
Stranger: nein ostfrieskland ist niedersachsen :D
You: moment
Stranger: kannst mir ruhig glauben ;)
Stranger: das is an der nordsee ;)
You: ok stimmt
Stranger: siehste :D
You: habs gegogglet lol
Stranger: wie alt wenn man fragen darf?
You: jaja
Stranger: nein.
Stranger: sag mal bitte ;)
You: 45 nich mehr sooo jung und du? :]
You: schmarch
You: schnarch
Stranger: du bist 45 und weißt noch nicht einmal, dass ostfireland zu niedersachen gehört?
Stranger: okay.
Stranger: das ist krass
You: egal
Stranger: ich bin 14.
Stranger: ahc nein. 16 :D
You: ich mag kein geo
You: ich glaub 14 :P
Stranger: ich merks wohl
Stranger: :D
Stranger: dann denk halt ich bin 14 :D
You: so viele smileys benutzen nur kids
You: jop
Stranger: kann ich auch mit leben
Stranger: achja? :D
You: ^^
You: ja
You: in jedem 2. satz dieser :D
You: bei dir
You: in fast jedem
Stranger: aber das
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: ist auch ein kinderzeichen ;)
You: aber ich benutze es nich so oft
Stranger: ich bin halt ein glücklicher mensch, lass mich doch so viele smiliey machen wie ich will ;P
You: xD
You: muss man ja nich ausdrücken
You: im chat
You: jedenfalls nich so oft
Stranger: und xD und ^^ sind ja wohl tiefpunkt der pupertät
You: es sei denn man ist ein kindischer geselle
Stranger: ja das sagen se dann alle
You: ich setz die smileys nich so oft wie du ein
You: ich rede hier von der quantität
You: du machst so viele
Stranger: ja stimmt schon aber ich bin es halt gewohnt, viele smiliys zu machen.
You: ja wiel du ein kind bist
You: die sinds gewohnt :)
Stranger: villt liegt es ja daran, dass ich in der nähe von otto walkes wohne
Stranger: ja klar :D
You: ja
Stranger: glaub doch was du willst. dann bin ich in deinen augen halt 14 und ein kleines kind.
You: smileys = otto walkes?
You: ja ok
Stranger: die realität sieht anders aus.
You: is ja schon guuut ^^
You: haha
Stranger: smilieys = otto walkes und Otto walkes = komiker und komiker = lustig?
You: ok.
Stranger: und lustig = viele smiliey
You: viele smilies im chat präsentieren = knidisch
Stranger: und da schließt sich der kreis
You: *kindisch
You: :)
Stranger: wenn du meinst. ich find smiliey nicht schlecht. die können wenigstens gefühle ausdrücken
You: und wenn du wirkclih 16 bist dann im kopf höchstens 8 :)
Stranger: und man kann an ihnen sehen ob eine aussage ironisch gemeint ist oder nicht
You: aber ich nehme mal an dass du 14 bist, was den körper angeht
Stranger: wenn ich jetzt schreibene würde.
Stranger: du bist ein arsch
You: ja aber doch nich so viele smileys ^^
Stranger: oder
Stranger: du bist ein arsch :D
You: xD
You: laber doch
Stranger: is das schon ein großer unterschied
You: ^^
You: viele smlieys = kind
Stranger: tu ich doch grad. ich tipp mich um kopf und verstand
Stranger: kind = toll
You: xDDDDDD
Stranger: und toll= schön
You: rofl du bist so dumm
Stranger: achja? :D
You: das kopier ich ins moggelforum xD
You: ciao
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Am Anfang war es nach jeder meiner Behauptungen für eine gewisse Zeit still und hat nachgedacht, sagte dann dass es ihm egal wäre und fängt dann etwas später an in hoher Geschwindigkeit einen Satz nach dem anderen auf die Tastatur zu hauen. xD

Nochwas:

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You: male
You: and
You: germany
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Ich lies mir nach dem "and" absichtlich etwas Zeit und gleich nach dem Wort "Germany" hat er disconnected. xD


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You: yes
You: why ?
Stranger: noooo waaay
Stranger: cause their sexy
Stranger: asl?
You: damn I was joking I am male :D
You: xD
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oO

Stranger: und xD und ^^ sind ja wohl tiefpunkt der pupertät
gefällt mir am Besten xD
ForeverYoung^^

nein scherz.

Mh da hatte ich zwar ein Girl, war mir aber zu jung. O__O

You: I'm a big bear...*huge*
You: I live in a forest
You: behind your house
Stranger: wtf
You: geil?
You: common dude...male/female?
Stranger: I am a girl
You: Nice...I'm sweety...wanna huge me?
Stranger: where u from?
You: Canada
You: you?
Stranger: minnesota
Stranger: how old r u
You: 19 u?
Stranger: 16
Stranger: lol
You: ^^
Stranger: u got msn or yahoo...skype even??
You: yahoo
Stranger: add me?
You: okay. your addy? :)
Stranger: vampirelover_black@yahoo.com
You: okay thx
Stranger: ditto seeya in a bit
Stranger: ^_^
You: yeah

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Stranger: hey....man
You: are you a bot? chat bot? :D
You: a masterbrain bot?
Stranger: i no
You: maybe like skynet from terminator or the robots from matrix...

Die Seite ist irgendwie cool, hab jetzt nen 23-Jährigen Chinesen in meiner MSN-Liste.

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Stranger: from?
You: germany you?
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wtf?

in brazilien gibbets das 2. größte bier fest.. wer wusste das? :D

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Stranger: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: fine and you?
Stranger: are you from?
You: fine thanks... from germany, you?
Stranger: I'm Brazilian man
You: ah okey
You: i´m german boy^^
You: just a question
You: is it in brazilian called "zuckerhut" too?^^
Stranger: I have a German friend who lives very close to Munich, a city called Neu-Esting. You know?
You: yes... munich is a very big town in germany
Stranger: yes
Stranger: I'm like in Rio de Janeiro.
Stranger: I was in Munich in October Fest in 1991
You: i like rio too... i want to go there, sometime...
You: at the "wies`n"?^^
Stranger:
Believe that you will be very well received and the city is beautiful.
Stranger: age?
You: many people from all around the world come to the october fest... did you drunk beer? if yes, much?
You: 16, you?
Stranger: In which city do you live?
You: near freiburg
Stranger:
I do not like beer?
You: it is near stuttgart
You: what? you don´t like beer and came to the october fest?^^
Stranger: See what a coincidence! Here is a city called Nova Friburgo where we have a German colony.
Stranger: I was at the invitation of my friend.
Which had enjoyed the party and I fun.
You: wow... i´ve heard that many german town names are in the usa, but in brazilia
You: ah okey
You: was it nice?
Stranger: The states of southern Brazil has many German colonies, especially in the state of Santa Catarina where your compatriots are the second largest beer festival in the world, so we also have our Oktober Fest.
Stranger: oh yes...
You: pretty :D
Stranger: I have never been in this party, but they be very close to the festival that takes place in Munich.
You: ah okey
Stranger: Nova Friburgo = Near Freiburg


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Stranger: hello
Stranger: are you indian?
You: hey there
You: no, not realler
You: really
Stranger: ok...
Stranger: do you know
You: no
Stranger: of something special going on right now?
You: hmm... i heard that some green mars mans come to take us to there planet
Stranger: nicht lustig...
Stranger: tschus

ich hab mich danach nimmer gefischt... wusste nedd dass des ein deutsher ist xD

was mein alter angeht hab ich ein bisschen gelogen aber der rest stimmt

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You: hi
Stranger: what are u doing ?
You: where are you from
You: nothing
Stranger: sweden and u ?
You: gemany
You: germany
Stranger: okey nice
Stranger: what are you doing today then ?
You: i helped my father by some thing
You: how old are you
You: i wait
Stranger: that's a nice thing to do :)
I'm 17
You: yeah
You: i am 16
Stranger: hehe okey nice to talk to a kid then ;D
You: LoL
Stranger: no but have you done anything fun down in germany today ?
You: no not really
Stranger: nothing at all ?
Stranger: school maby ?
You: i little by helped my father. school sucks
You: you?
You: hey hello
You: wake up!
You: :(
Stranger: im still here
You: :)
You: what are you doing today
Stranger: tell me about school sucks we have a mathtest tomorrow :S
You: we must write today al ot
Stranger: ömm studding math all day long and then I made dinner with my girlfriend and her friend
You: oh coll
You: cool
Stranger: not that cool at all really :D
You: lol
Stranger: are you a boy or a girl ?
You: boy
Stranger: so you are a 16 year old boy that's living in germany :)
You: yeah
Stranger: im also a boy btw
Stranger: so now it can't be any strange missunderstanding about the sexes
Stranger: 2 sek have to find the loading cable to the laptop
You: yes here gives a lot of people the will have sex or something like that
Stranger: yeeaa all guys seems to belive that thyis is some "sex-buddie-chat" or something
You: yeah
Stranger: like they ever going to meet anybody on the other side of the world
You: i think thats stupid like a one night stand. understand?
Stranger: yes totally agree :)
You: yeah
Stranger: but tell me about yourself, family.... or just something
You: hmm
You: i have a a older brother a yoenger sister and a older sister
You: you?
You: and a have a lot of cousins
Stranger: I have 2 older sisters and one older brother. one of my older sisters is in prag right now so I live in their apartment for 10 days :)
You: oh cool
Stranger: yes it is nice :)
You: how is it there?
Stranger: in this apartment ?
You: yes
Stranger: it is nice :)
You: cool
Stranger: heheh
Stranger: what are you doing on youre spare time then ?
Stranger: like do you have any hobbies ?
You: hmm i get biking with friends
You: or alone
Stranger: like in a park or what ?
You: on a ranp parkour that we build by us self
You: ramp parkour
You: its really cool there
Stranger: oh damn not bad, damn germany kids ;)
You: thanks
You: and its not small
You: we need 1 year for it
Stranger: where have you built it ?
You: i have a bad english
You: i don´t no
You: near by may house
Stranger: no you don't and my sucks to let's just skip the spelling part and write like it sound, i think we will understan eachother anyway
You: on a acker
You: there wher alot of grass bevor it horses have grass there
Stranger: have you built wood ramps or with dirt ?
You: wood =high?
Stranger: ?
You: its big ramps
Stranger: okey :)
You: very big like bike profi ramps
Stranger: how tall/high ?
You: the biggest ~5meters
Stranger: quite big
You: yeah
You: we need a trator tro build it
You: traktor
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: what are you styddy in school then ?
You: i don´´t no in english it´s with car repair
You: we have jump with quads and motor bikes there already
Stranger: humm what ? in school or the ramps ?
You: ramps lol
Stranger: what did i miss now ?
You: hä?
You: what are you miss?
Stranger: "ramps lol" seems like you laught at what I said :D
You: i mean we did it on ramps yes
Stranger: okey heheh I don't know what you crazy germans are doing down there, hahah
You: yeah i and my friends are crazy the others not really
Stranger: have you evere seen a moose ?
You: yeah when i understand what you mean
You: then yes
Stranger: been in sweden ?
You: no i never been outside of german
You: i will it but i can´t it
Stranger: why can't you go outside germany ?
You: we have a lot of animals
You: the must and and this shit
You: eat and this shit
You: you know
Stranger: okey didn't tought there where any german farmers :P
You: :)
Stranger: feels like germany is mostly cities
You: no i life on a little pampa
You: thats why the ramos so big
You: ramps
Stranger: what is a pampa ?
You: shit i think you know when you can speak german its ...
You: i don´t know the word
You: so its diificult
Stranger: okey but try to explain whats the diffferens between a pampa and a farm
You: we have a big home very big
You: i mean not the house
You: and we have not a farm ita just like a hobby for my parents
You: a big hobby
Stranger: okej like lot's of land little lika a manison.
You: yeah a lots of land
You: i don´t know whats masoin mean
You: mansoin
You: ah shit
Stranger: yeaa i know what you mean anyway :)
You: why we have so many lad i can build the ramps
You: land
Stranger: but aren't you old enought tgo travel alone soon ?
You: hmm you have right
You: i can doit but i think
You: why i don´t travel anyway you know
Stranger: hehe okey
You: i have fear :)
You: Lol
Stranger: what ? fear ?
You: yes i think
Stranger: fear for traveling ?
You: yeah whenyou mean so man can its say anyway
You: hmm
You: i must to go soon
Stranger: okey
Stranger: you have a nice life then !
You: you too
You: bye
Stranger: bye bye !
You: bye
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Stranger: asl
You: asl
Stranger: you first
You: you first
Stranger: but i asked first
You: but i asked first
Stranger: very funny
You: very funny
Stranger: ghsfthsth
You: ghsfthsth
Stranger: hello yall
You: hello yall
Stranger: name is shawn kingston
You: name is shawn kingston
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok
Stranger: u won

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LoL

ach der typ kam bei mir schon 1000 mal vor... oO xD

lol

Ich hatte jetzt einen, der aus China kam (Alter: 21), einen der aus Japan kam, einen, der aus England kam und einen, der aus Süd-Korea kam (Alter: 14).

xD

Das war mal ein kurzes Gespräch:

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You: hi
You: hello????
Stranger: ihhihihihih
You: als?
Stranger: HI :D
You: okay...
You: age?
You: ^^
Stranger: 15. boy. finland
You: gooood
You: 19 boy germany
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: how are u?
Stranger: good :)
You: me too
Stranger: sorry i need to go.
You: ok
Stranger: cya
You: bye
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Gerade mal die Hauptangaben. xD

Also ich schreib andauernd mit Asiaten. Ein Japaner hat mir sogar ein bisschen Japanisch beigebracht :)
Bisher alles nur nette gewesen war immer sehr lustig.

bei mir war auch n japaner mit dem ich n bissl geredet hab aber als ich wollte das der mir japanisch beibringt hat der nur gesagt "arigato = thank you" und is abgehauen -.-

hab mit nem 17 jährigen nordkoreanischen Koch geredet xD

rofl

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You: hi
Stranger: Stranger: hi
You: Hi im 17 male from israel.you?
Stranger: girl 18 francew
Stranger: I'm horny, I have a webcam, my msn: znmichel@hotmail.com
Stranger: sorry
You: xDDDDD
Stranger: Hi im 17 male from israel.you?
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Das fettmarkierte ist was Eingefügtes von ihm. xD Darum das Sorry. ^^

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Stranger: Im horny
You: i'm hungry
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hmm.. geografische kenntnisse voraussetzend!
(ich weiß, dass ich einige länder vergessen habe, und eventuell auch falsch geschrieben habe :P)

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You: hey :)
Stranger: hej
Stranger: where are you from?
You: germany, you?
Stranger: sweden!!
Stranger: can you swidich?
You: no, not really
Stranger: okejj
Stranger: :D:D:D:D
You: ?^^
Stranger: where is gemany?
You: germany? its below denmark^^
Stranger: no it isent
You: yes it is O.o
Stranger: no it is in u.s.a
You: Germany is in the neighbourhood of Netherlands, denmark, Czech Slovakei, Austria, France...
Stranger: okejj´¨
Stranger: im in the school

lol wie kommt der darauf, dass sich Deutschland in den USA befindet?! :D

warscheinlich gibts da ne stadt die so heißt xD

Es geht wirklich auch nett und lang^^

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are you ?
You: fine, and you?
Stranger: good
Stranger: from ? : )
You: germany, you?
Stranger: brazil
Stranger: male/female ?
You: male
Stranger: :)
Stranger: age ?
You: 16?
You: you?
Stranger: haha, i'm 17
You: in july im 17 too :-)
Stranger: :D
Stranger: like music ?
You: yeah, nearly every kind of music
Stranger: haha ok
Stranger: what about football ?
You: i love football^^
You: you?
Stranger: ahah me too
You: cool, but sorry to disappoint you, germany is going to be the next world champion^^
Stranger: HAAHAHAH
Stranger: i'm not so sure : )
Stranger: maybe a miracle can happen, who knows :)
You: ^^ i hope so...
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: what else do you like ?
You: women^^ beer, cars, and euhhhhh a lot of other things
You: you`?
Stranger: hahahahahaha
Stranger: music, movies, books and go shopping
You: yeah, movies and books are great too, but shopping is often boring...
You: are you a girl?
Stranger: hahah yeah
You: ^^cool
You: i think its cool that you stay here because a lot of people are leaving after a few seconds
Stranger: well.. i came here because i wanna talk, it woudn't make any sense if i left a conversation, right ?
You: yeah^^
You: about what shall we talk now?
Stranger: i don't know hm
You: hows the weather in brazil?
Stranger: great, about 25ºC
You: wow, i hope its soon getting warmer in germany too
You: now it rains..
Stranger: i prefer cold weather :/ can't wait 'til july.. winter's coming : )
You: :-D i've had enough of winter,and I can't wait till july too
Stranger: what time is it there ?
You: 18:55
You: at you?
Stranger: 13:57
Stranger: hahaha it's funny.. we wanna talk but have no subject
You: :-) lets find one, how about ...
You: do you chat often?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: but usually at night when i can't sllep and have anything to do
You: cool, a friend sent me this page tody afternoon
You: whats your name acutally?
Stranger: Geovanna, but you can call me Gege
Stranger: and yours ?
You: Martin
You: I think your name is nice
Stranger: haha, really ? i don't like it ://
You: sure? i think it sounds nice
Stranger: it's italian, because of my family, they're from there.
You: italian mixed with brazilian ->hot^^
Stranger: hahahaha
You: Do you go to school?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i'm in the last year
You: cool, after this year i've still 3 years remaining :-(
Stranger: oh.. so much time ://
Stranger: next year i'll start university :)
You: what will you study?
Stranger: don't know yet ! hahaha
You: essential you know it if you start :-)
Stranger: yeah.. but i like to do so many different things ! it's hard to decide :/
Stranger: but i think i'll be music producer
You: cool, if so, then i will listen to your music ;-)
Stranger: thanks :D
You: what music do you like?
Stranger: and you? any idea about what you're gonna study at college ?
You: no^^ not really
Stranger: ahaah, you already have 3 years and a half to decide .
You: yeah, enough time
You: what music do you like?
Stranger: i love pop rock
You: I like some songs of this style too
You: ohh, i have to go to eat dinner :-( , sry and good luck with your studies and your career
You: Become famous!^^
You: Bye
Stranger: ok
Stranger: really nice to meet you
Stranger: and thanks : )
Stranger: bye
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jemand aus schweden hat mich beleidigt und sonst hauen die immer sofort ab und dann mit einem dann kann nur schwedisch und englisch hab bei ihm mal so getan als wär ich 20 lol

Stranger: hi]
You: hi
You: asl
Stranger: you first :)
You: no....you first
Stranger: fuck you you fucking piece of shit if you want me come and get me if you don't then fucking back the fuck off and jump off a tall building either way you're going to die because you read this have fun in your last day of life
You: ahahahah
Stranger: have a nice day
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And I was just like WTF?!?


Edit:
Beim nächsten mal wars dann schon n glücklicher zufall xD

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You: hi :)
Stranger: hey hey
You: asl
Stranger: 24 m germany and u?
You: germany really???
You: me´tooo
Stranger: yea
Stranger: lol
You: wasn zfall
You: *zufall
Stranger: aber sowas von

das gespräch ging dann noch weiter...aber der rest ist mehr nicht so interessant..

Ich sage den immer "Have a nice life".

Stranger: hi :D
You: let us dance!
Stranger: yeaaaah ;d
You: miss kiss kis bang... turn it on
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81Z4pinF1mU
You: wohoo
Stranger: it's cool :D
You: yeah where r u from?
Stranger: Poland
Stranger: u?
You: germany!
You: neighborhood!
Stranger: yeaah :D
You: wohoo
You: m or f?
Stranger: f
Stranger: u?
You: for real?
You: male
Stranger: yes ;]
You: f are very rare here^^
You: so watsup?
You: *what r u doing
Stranger: i'm dancing now xD
Stranger: because it's goood song :D
You: xD
You: the song is over
Stranger: yeah :(
Stranger: so again xD
You: tell me a new one
You: good one!
Stranger: one secund :D
You: k
You: still maitin
You: *watin
Stranger: the police - every breath you take
Stranger: :D
Stranger: i love it :D
You: lawl we had that song in our music lesson in scool today xD
Stranger: haha :D
You: but its no song that i can dance to.. :S
You: got another one?
Stranger: so mabey this
Stranger: elvis presley - jailhouse rock
Stranger: :D
You: uuhh ELvis!
Stranger: yeaaaah :D:D
You: how old r u?
You: ah good song to dance! :)
Stranger: 16 u?
You: hahah mee to!
You: in august im goin to be 17
You: brb in 2 min !!
Stranger: in may im going to be 16 :P
You: back again!
Stranger: yeah :D
You: new song?
Stranger: daddy cool ? ;>
You: oh yeah!
You: by boney m?
Stranger: yes
You: 70s again!! ^^
Stranger: YEEEEEEAHH :D:D
Stranger: i love it!
Stranger: ;]
You: haha
Stranger: orr art company - suzanna :D:D:D
You: oh oh oh i got a cool one!!
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdRc7F9lDEc
You: whoooo
Stranger: wooooooo :D:D
Stranger: its great
You: yeah!
You: haha
You: i like u!
You: and ur liking^^
Stranger: i like u too :D
Stranger: yeeeah ;]
You: now waaaaait a minute... u know u make me wanna shout!!....
You: ah its so great!
Stranger: :D
Stranger: i love music and dance ;]
You: haha me too
You: 70 and 80 are good for dancin...
Stranger: that is the best music!
You: oh noo.... i got to go now... sry ...sry
You: yeah it is!
You: it was really nice to talk with you!
Stranger: thank u :)
You: no thank u^^
You: ciao


war ne gute und lustige unterhaltung^^

ich bin auf einen ziemlichen dummkopf gestoßen den man leicht verarschen konnte xD

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: are u ugly?
Stranger: yes
You: okay
You: why ?
You: big nose?
You: tell me a story
Stranger: why
You: I want entertainment
Stranger: ?
You: .......
You: can u speak english?
You: ENTERNAINMENT
You: gogo
You: tell a story
Stranger: why?
You: ....... . .
Stranger: you can tell me too
You: I want entertainment so tell a story
You: are u stupid?
Stranger: why?
Stranger: Why do not you tell me a story?
You: because u are ugly
You: not me
You: u said that u are ugly
You: so tell me a story
Stranger: FUCK
You: :)
Stranger: whose
Stranger: rule
Stranger: ?
You: the rule of humanity
You: gogo
You: story!
Stranger: ha
You: ho
Stranger: story
You: yes?!
You: go!
Stranger: story
Stranger: I speak twice
Stranger: ha
You: ho
You: go kid
You: I am waitin
You: tell a story
Stranger: ho
Stranger: a story
Stranger: can you see it?
You: :-/ victim... dont u have a better defense??
You: omg
You: u violate the rule of humanity!!
You: go !
Stranger: it's your rule
You: niiiice
You: right
Stranger: i had never hear it before
You: I think u could not do an IQ test because ur IQ is lower than 0
You: omg....
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Stranger: hi
You: hi!
You: whats up???
You: where do you come from??
Stranger: im
Stranger: im korea
You: ^^
You: im german??
Stranger: ho
You: tip in your motherlaguane
Stranger: haha
You: hehe^^
Stranger: sex?
You: nope
You: sory
You: im just wannt
You: to
You: spawm
hehe perverser sack

Ich hatte einen aus Korea.
Der hat mich nach nem "chaboom" gefragt. Ist anscheinend irgendein Koreanischer Fußballspieler. xD

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: asl???
Stranger: yes
You: what is that??
Stranger: age/sex/land
You: ahhh
You: 16
Stranger: ok?
You: male
You: germany
Stranger: oh!
You: ^^??
Stranger: germany
Stranger: good
You: jes
You: wiso??
You: xD
Stranger: I like germany
Stranger: xD?
You: hehe
Stranger: what
You: do you from germany??
Stranger: no
You: wiso=why
Stranger: I from south korea
You: where do you come from??
You: cooool
You: do you play starcraft xD???
Stranger: xD?
Stranger: what this
You: you dont now starcraft?!
Stranger: no
Stranger: I like
Stranger: starcraft
You: do you play flyff???
Stranger: zurg
You: ???
Stranger: flyff?
You: do you mean the monsters in starcraft??
You: the alians
Stranger: oh..
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: I don't speak english well//
You: me too ^^
Stranger: why
You: http://starcraft2info.googlepages.com/zerg.jpg
You: im mine this game
Stranger: germany used english?
You: jeah
You: we learn english in scool
You: school
Stranger: yes
Stranger: 16?
You: im 16 jes
Stranger: ok
You: ???
Stranger: ?
Stranger: &#50500;&#45544;
Stranger: &#51060; &#50577;&#53412; &#49465;&#44592;
You: whats music do you hear??
Stranger: &#51453;&#50612;&#46972; &#48337;&#49888;&#45380;
You: xD
You: what tha hell
Stranger: umm
Stranger: go he;;
Stranger: go hell
Stranger: go hell
You: hehe
Stranger: Fucking
ich hatte auch einen koreaner^^
is voll hamma drauf

Koreaner sind her nicht selten. Brasilianer sind auch oft anzutreffen.

looool

ok er/ sie nun lügt oder nicht, laut angaben 18 female und koreanisch, auf alle fälle ne neue email freundschaft xDDD
Hatte Freistunde und hab bei mir natürlich rumgelogen.
Sie hats nich gemerkt, dass ich mich sogar versprochen hab mal xD, schnell noch neue mail angelegt fertig

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: from
You: asl asl asl?
Stranger: ?
You: I dont want to here it again
You: hear^^
You: I´m from France, you?
Stranger: korea~
You: you don´t believe this comón
Stranger: why??
You: because everyone here is from korea
You: are you all pathetic?
Stranger: a little~~haha
You: xD
You: well ok
You: nice to know
You: m or f?
Stranger: what are u mean?
You: male or female?
Stranger: female
Stranger: girl
You: sure?
Stranger: do you want my age know?
You: yeah
You: one moment
You: you are 14-16
Stranger: nono~~
You: right?
You: 12?
Stranger: nono
Stranger: 18
You: how old?
Stranger: um
You: w00t
You: do you have ICQ?
Stranger: i don't speak english very well
You: or MSN`?
You: email?
You: Me not, too^^
Stranger: um..
Stranger: i don't know MSN!
Stranger: whats mean?
You: is an messenger
You: to chat
You: another chat then this one
You: where you can write with friends
You: and not to strangers xDDD
Stranger: ah~~ maile friend?
You: yeah
You: do you have an email adress?
Stranger: yes~ by the way ! whats mean xDD
Stranger: ??
You: what do you me?!
You: mean
You: you don´t understand the word "mean" or what?
Stranger: yes &#12640;&#12640;&#12640;&#12640;
You: ah ok
You: i can´t explain
You: I have not understand what you said, so i asked "what do you mean"
Stranger: ah~~~
You: you are femal 18 and from korea?!^^
Stranger: i understand!!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: and u?
You: do you have email?
You: to me?
You: ^^
You: Im also 18
You: from the netherlands
Stranger: wow
You: male
You: whats up
You: are you there?
Stranger: i forget mail adress
You: no
You: you don´t want to tell me
You: is it this?
Stranger: um... sorry!
You: is it this?
Stranger: is it this.??????????????
You: Well I like you, you are not stupid, I would like to write with you again
You: Do you really forgot your mail adress?
You: or do you just don´t want to tell me
Stranger: um..
You: ?
Stranger: i have mail adress but i dont often connection
You: y?
You: Ah, don´t you have internet at home?
Stranger: because
Stranger: nonono
Stranger: i have~
You: ?
Stranger: school close very late
You: ah
You: thats no problem
Stranger: um ok
You: Can you tell me your adress?
You: mail adress?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ***************
You: well, you can also make a new one, if you don´t want to give me your main one
You: I don´t believe it
Stranger: why??
You: i don´t know^^+
You: one moment
You: Do you want to write with me again?
Stranger: i interpret very slow
You: ?
Stranger: yes!!
You: realyy?
You: why?
You: you don´t know me
You: ^^
You: and I not you
Stranger: i interpret very slow do you what i mean??
You: but I would also like to write with you again
You: ne
You: What do you mean with "interpret"
You: try to explain it
Stranger: wai~
Stranger: wait~~
Stranger: translation!!
Stranger: i translation very slow
Stranger: ok?
You: ok
You: yeah
You: try it
Stranger: so do you want mail friend with me??
You: yeah
You: my mail is
You: itsmenotyou@arcor.de
You: ok
You: plz
You: write a mail at this adress
Stranger: plz what?????
You: and I´ll copy the text here, so you can see, its my adress, and i can see you gave me the right one, ok
You: can you do this?
You: ?
Stranger: um
Stranger: why copy???
You: can you plese write an email at itsmenotyou@arcor.de
You: so you can see i got your email
You: so we can trust each other
Stranger: your mail write my scratch paper
You: what?
You: I don´t understand?
Stranger: your mail adress
You: yes
Stranger: i do write scratch paper
Stranger: ok?
You: well
Stranger: post-it
You: ah ok
You: why cant you write me an email now?
You: ok
You: I write you one, ok?
Stranger: ok my mail adress ****************
really~~!!
You: i wrote one
You: can you tell me what i wrote?
Stranger: ah~~ i see
You: copy plz
Stranger: itsmenotyou@arcor.de
You: no
Stranger: ???
You: what i wrote to you in my mail
You: what did i wrote
You: plz copy it, i want to know you got my email
Stranger: copy??
You: hey?
You: ok
You: write what i write to you in the mail you got
Stranger: sorry i dont understand..
You: hm
You: have you got a mail from me?
Stranger: now?
You: yes
You: I wrote one
You: can you read it?
Stranger: wait~~
Stranger: hey

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Stranger: right???
You: yes
You: Yeah, cool
You: Now we can write some mails
Stranger: yes~~
You: that would be nice
You: well i want to trust you
You: so i asked one last time
You: are u really a girl from korea and 18 years old?
You: I would enjoy to write with you
You: I have to go now
Stranger: yes~
You: can you write me a short mail?
Stranger: now??
You: yes
You: just one word or so
You: so i have your mail adress saved
Stranger: yes~~
You: have you write one?
Stranger: yes~
You: yeah i got it
You: cool
You: Lets email from now on
You: I have to go
You: nice to meet you =)
Stranger: me too
Stranger: bye~~~~~~
You: bye =)
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Hab ihre mail extra **** gesetzt sollte sie trotzdem nochmal auftauchen im text, bitte PN an mich, will nicht dass sie jeder hat^^
Vielleicht is "sie" echt so naiv und dumm, dass muss net jeder ausnutzen :p um sie zuzuspammen^^

omG ist die doof^^
das werd ich auch mal ausprobieren... Wo kommst du her? Aus Frankreich.
Und später: aus Holland^^
soo dumm...;)

.... hab auch nen vollidioten erwischt:

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You: hi
Stranger: Hi, want to have sex?
You: als?
You: yes
Stranger: a/s/l
You: :) you at first
Stranger: You first
Stranger: or gtfo
You: then you bastard have to go;)
Stranger: Nope, You first :)
You: no. I'll be waiting
Stranger: So Will I
Stranger: =)
You: okay;)... then let us chat
You: are you male or female?
Stranger: you first
You: no. I want to know it and i asked you first.
Stranger: You first
Stranger: Or disconnect :)
You: no. I will never disconnect. I have very much time
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: You have no life then
You: wrong. Only nothing to do
Stranger: Because no life
Stranger: If you had a life, you always will have something to do
Stranger: haha
Stranger: You have no friends
Stranger: haha
You: I will publicize this chat on mogelpower
Stranger: Go ahead
Stranger: :D
You: no. You don't know anything
You: you're a looser, boy
Stranger: it's a German site that nobody else reads
Stranger: :D
Stranger: So disconnect now please
You: also you know it
You: also kommst du aus deutschland, österreich oder der schweiz=P
Stranger: Yes but if you want exposure you should publish this chat on an international english fourm
Stranger: Germany sucks, soon to be the islamic state of Europe :D
You: turkey.
Stranger: you have no freedom
You: delicious
Stranger: say something racist= go to prison
Stranger: haha
You: and you wonder why germans have a bad impression of turkey?
Stranger: I don't give a shit about Germans or Turks
Stranger: they're not my people
You: can it be#
You: that you are a little bit.... silly?
Stranger: No reason to care about what happens outside your borders
You: yes, i don't want to meet you at night
You: 10-year gangster boy;)
Stranger: I think you should be playing WOW like all other 10 year old children
Stranger: Omegle is for adults, such as myself
You: aha
Stranger: Now I wait for you to disconnect
Stranger: :)
Stranger: I exit this screen and chat in a new window
Stranger: good luck
Stranger: ^_-
You: have fun
You: and don't annoy other people
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muss mich nochmal melden:
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You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: Are you a religious man?
You: sometimes
You: why?
Stranger: Do you know of the path of Ezikiel 25:17?
You: yes, of course
You: you not?
You: "Ich nehme an ihnen gewaltige Rache mit grimmigen Strafen. Dann werden sie erkennen, dass ich der Herr bin, wenn ich mich an ihnen räche."
Stranger: Then you know that the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides of the insequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
You: yes
Stranger: Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
Stranger: And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
You: but what do you want to achieve? I am a catholic christ, and you?
Stranger: And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
You: cool! God!
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Ich hab mit einem gesprochen und nie die Wahrheit gesagt,
hate aber auf jede Frage eine Antwort im gegensatz zu ihm,
er hat bei einer meiner fragen gekniffen.

weiss eigentlich jemand ob das was kostet?

ja zehntausende euros das steht doch da wenn du dich anmeldest

was labberst du, man muss sich nicht mal anmelden,
aßerdem wollt ich eine ehrliche antwort und nich so einen
"super lustigen" Scherz

Cool und so hat man ne neue Freundin in Holland xD zumindest per Mail :P

You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 16 f france
Stranger: nice im 18m sween
Stranger: sweeden*
You: *m
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Die Seite ist soo geil :D

verdammt is das geil XD

das is ne psychoseite, einer hat mir ne internet seite geschickt mit verstümmelten leichen und son scheiß passt auf mit wem ihr dort chattet.

anscheinend ignoriert jeder meine Frage.
Ich weiss ja das es eine blöde Frage ist, ich möchte ja nur sicher gehen und man kann mir doch wenigstens antworten.

Es kostet nichts, man muss sich da nicht anmelden. Das einzige was natürlich kostet, is die Internet rechnung aber das is ja wohl selbstverständlich...

Ok, danke. Eigentlich wars ja schon klar,
aber sicher ist sicher

Stranger: hi
You: moin
Stranger: asl ?
You: what is asl?



was ist ein Asl?


You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f
You: mein fuß ist eingeschlafen

Gefällt mir echt gut die Seite. Ich hab da vorhin mit einer 10 Jahre alten Chinesion gesprochen. War ganz nett, hab mich also ganz gut mit ihr unterhalten können.
Ein gute Internetseite.

Timiboy
"asl" steht für "age, sex, language". Also Alter, Geschlecht und Sprache.

Alles ist leider erfunden, aber es gibt dort auch nette und hilfsbereite Leute... vll. sollten wir diesen Chat im HK-Forum empfehlen^^

Für Rechtschreib und Grammatikfehler im Englishen entschuldige ich mich nicht, ich war nie gut in Fremdsprachen :P egal, sie hat mich ja verstanden und das ist was zählt^^


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You: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: heey
Stranger: im fine thnk
Stranger: s
You: very good ;)
Stranger: and you
You: fine too thanks... where are you from?
Stranger: im from sweden
You: me germany
Stranger: u ?=)
Stranger: cool
You: ^^
You: what music do you like
Stranger: all kind of music:)
Stranger: what about u?
You: me too...
You: i prefere linkin park
Stranger: theyre good
You: yep
You: and how old are you?
Stranger: im 17
Stranger: what about u?
Stranger: btw f or m?
You: i am 16 and male ;)
Stranger: nicee :)
You: you?
Stranger: female ;)
You: hmm maybe you can help me^^... i like a girl very much, but i am too shy to tell it to her, what shall i do? we are friends... normal friends not more, but i still want more :P
Stranger: oh i see
Stranger: well do u think she likes u in the same way?
You: i hope so but i am not sure
Stranger: okey well maybe u should like
Stranger: well first of all
Stranger: do u party?
You: hmm party?^^
Stranger: i mean drink
You: ahh not really... i am 16 since 5 days and so i am just allowed to go party since 5 days^^
Stranger: haha okey i see
Stranger: well
Stranger: u should
Stranger: ask her if she'd like too go to the movies or something?
Stranger: if u don't dare to tell her u like her
Stranger: u could like try holding her hand
Stranger: and just see how she reacts
You: hmm we often go out, but always with friends... and for a date just we two, i am too shy to ask her^^
Stranger: okey well
Stranger: when you are with all your friends
Stranger: just try sitting next too her
Stranger: and tell her she looks good
Stranger: girls like clompliments
You: i always try to sit next to her... and if i say that she looks good, wouldn't that be a bit too obviously
You: ?
Stranger: no i don't think so
Stranger: you can like
Stranger: what's her name?
You: Svea ^^
Stranger: okey well use her name often
Stranger: that's good
Stranger: girls like that
Stranger: i you can say like, wow u look nice today!
You: ok i will try it... thank you... i need to go dinner now, so cu and a big thanks to you ;)
Stranger: okey cya!
Stranger: good luck

Ein sehr geiles Gespräch hatte ich >>>

You: alles klar ?
Stranger: ja
You: kommst du aus deutschland ?
Stranger: nein ich komm aus türkei
You: wieso kommen alle aus Türkei ?
You: ist das hier ein besonderer Türkischer Chat ?
Stranger: Türken haben nichts zu tun ausser mit fremden zu chatten:D
Stranger: ich denke nicht
You: =D
You: woher kannst du so gut deutsch ?
Stranger: ich lerne seit 2-3 jahren deutsch
You: warum das ?
Stranger: unsere unterrichten sind auf deutsch und auch die lehrer sind deutsch
You: lol
Stranger: komisch ne
Stranger: :D
You: ja ^^
You: ich lerne ja auch nicht türkisch ^^
You: die weltsprache ist doch englisch ^^
Stranger: ich kann englisch auch
You: was findest du schwerer ?
You: deutshc oder englisch ?
Stranger: eigentlich wollte ich ine andere sprache lernen deshalb bin ich in dieser schule
You: jetzt kannst du 3 =D
Stranger: deutsch ist schwerer . denn es ist eine bessere sprache
You: ^^
Stranger: im englischen gibt es keinen Satzbau
Stranger: :D
You: englisch finde ich auch voll schwer <.< ^^
Stranger: du sollst nur wörter aneinander liegen dann ist es ok
You: lol
Stranger: food. water. yes. no . diese sind die 4 wichtigsten
Stranger: die anderen sind optionell
You: xD
Stranger: :D
You: weißt du wa sich übelst komisch finde ?
Stranger: ?
You: wenn ich jetzt so mit dir schreib ( wo du ja in der Türkei auch lebst ) und mich dann mal mit den Türken in deutschland unterhalte...merkt man richtig den unterschied wie aggresiv die türken in deutschlnad sind und das schlimme ist ich weiß nichtmal warum das so ist...???
Stranger: die türken in deutschland sind ja
Stranger: eeh
Stranger: :P
You: ^^
Stranger: sie wissen eigentlich nicht ob sie türken oder deutschen sind
You: lol
Stranger: sie sind irgendwo dazwischen:D
You: aber deutsche staatsangehörigkeit =P
Stranger: dieser comedian kaya yanar hatte einen guten begriff entwickelt
Stranger: türke mit der deutschen immigrationsscheisse:D
You: =D
You: und die Kurden...die haben noch nicht einmal ein Land und fangen dann mit ihrem PKK ding an...ich verstehe das nicht gerade mal 16 oder 17 und schon so grundlos agresiv ??
Stranger: es ist nur die scheisse der USA
Stranger: wir hatten gar keine probleme mit Kurden vor 80er jahren
You: also hat sich die USA da eingemischt ?
Stranger: natürlich aeussern sie es nicht aber ich bin mir eigentlich sicher
Stranger: die kurden die in der türkei leben haben auch keine probleme mit uns
You: Ich finde es ziemlich scheiße das die Kurden so einen großen Hass auf ihre Mitmenschn haben...
You: zu mindest in deutschland
You: sie reden die ganze zeit davon das sie uns Deutschen hassen...aber auf der anderen Seite leben sie ja in Deutschland...ziemlich verwirrend ???
Stranger: weisst du dass die eine grosse menge der PKK getötete soldaten kurden sind
You: was ist die PKK eigentlich genau ? ist das eine Terroristen Organisation ?
Stranger: ja
Stranger: die sind aktiv ca seit 30 jahren
You: gegen was kämpfen die eigentlich an ?
Stranger: die wollen den osten der Türkei
You: warum ?
Stranger: damit wollen sie Kurdistan gründen
You: oh man
You: warum man gleich deswegen Krieg anfangen muss...sinnlos
Stranger: sie sollen sich meiner meinung nach in richtung irak verpissen wenn sie ein eigenes land wollen
You: genau ^^
You: sie ziehen ihren PKK scheiß irgnedwie nach Deutschland...80% der Kurden sind in Deutschland kriminell...
Stranger: :D ja ich hab schonmal ein demonstration von denen in Hamburg gesehen
You: =D
Stranger: wie bekommen sie eigentlich das erlaubnis dafür
You: sie haben nicht die erlaubnis...aber die Politiker ( Merkel ) kämpft auch nicht dagegen an...ich glaube das liegt an die Erziehungen der kinder...ich meine WIE kommt man auf soetwas das man kriminell sein muss ?
You: in berlin die ganzen schlägerein...Kurde vs. Türke ?? was Bringt das ? diese dummen Kinder ziehmen ihren PKK Krieg mit nach Deutschland und wissen garnicht was sie damit anstellen =P
Stranger: sie wissen eigentlich genau dass sie ihr ziel nie erreichen werden
Stranger: die wollen nur kaos
You: genau
You: und sie hören auch nicht zu...sie müssen immer nurnoch mehr leid austeilen...
You: so ein kleiner 13 Jähriger Kurde der einen von der Seite beleidigt...
You: richtig blöd
Stranger: weisst du sie jetzt auch iran angreifen :D
You: oh man
Stranger: die wollen auch von denen land:D
Stranger: deshalb denke ich dass es usa-scheisse ist
You: wieso rottet die USA die PKK nicht einfach aus ?
You: keiner will sie keiner braucht sie...PKK ist sinnlos
Stranger: die haben die Macht aber wollen es nicht:D
You: OBAMA ^^
Stranger: damit haben sie die türkei in Chaos und bedrohen auch iran
You: woher nehmen sie nur die ganzen Menschen die auch in die PKK wollen ?
Stranger: ich sage aber nicht dass iran unschuldig ist
You: man müsste dennen mal die Augen öffnen
Stranger: sie überreden die leute in osten. diejenigen in osten sind sehr ungebildet
You: oh man
Stranger: und das ist unser Fehler
Stranger: eigentlich
You: woher nehmen die auchnoch das ganze geld für ihre waffen ?
Stranger: die schmuggeln alles
You: wie schaffen die das ?
Stranger: benzin, öl, zucker , auch die kamele
Stranger: :D
You: lol
Stranger: osten der türkei ist ein Gebiet voll mit Bergen
You: die PKK müssen doch einen anführer haben...wenn man den verhaftet muss das alles doch ein ende nehmen
Stranger: das verleichtert natürlich das schmuggeln
You: auch wieder wahr
Stranger: wir haben es doch vor 10 jahren gemacht
Stranger: Abdullah Öcalan war er
Stranger: er wurde verhaftet und ist jetzt im gafaengnis
You: und hat es nichts daran geändert...
Stranger: und nun wollen sie dass er rauskommt
Stranger: oh scheisse
You: in einigen Ländern gibt es doch die Todesstrafe...
You: Rauskommt ?
You: wie dämlich
You: kann man denen ja gleich eine Atombombe in die Hände drücken =P
Stranger: sie wollen dass er einfach entlassen wird
You: das ist schwachsinnig
Stranger: :D
You: wie kann man nur soviel scheiße im Kopf haben ?? ^^
Stranger: keine ahnung
You: wurden die bestochen oder wie kommt man auf so eine idee ?
Stranger: wen meinst du?
You: die GefängnisWärter
You: oder die Politiker in der Türkei ?
Stranger: die kürdische Politiker wollen das
You: auchnoch kurdische politiker...
You: die müssten auch eingespeert werden...
Stranger: und wir lassen sie sogar in unsere Versammlung
You: oh man
You: da muss es mal einen Attentat geben ^^
Stranger: eigentlich aber dann kommt die UN un EU und sagt 'eeey was machen sie doch sheisse'
You: ^^
Stranger: dann bang bekommt die türkei eine feige
You: lol
You: das ist doch scheiße...
Stranger: leider ist es so
You: wieso müssen immer solche arschlöcher politiker werden ??
Stranger: deshalb ich glaube nicht dass das problem irgendwann gelöst wird
You: das geht jetzt noch 10 jahre so weiter...
Stranger: dann kommt hoffentlich die Apokallypse:D
You: ^^
You: dieser Abdullah Öcalan ist genauso Machtbesessen wie Adolf Hitler...
You: ma gucken wie sich das alles ergibt...3 Weltkrieg ?
Stranger: es sieht so aus
You: keiner macht was dagegen...
Stranger: die usa und UK gegen allen :D
You: ^^
You: alle laufen Blind durch die welt...
You: ich wette wir beiden sind die einzigsten die sich gedanken darum machen ^^
Stranger: das werden wir bald sehen
Stranger: ob es so ist
Stranger: hey wo lebst du in deutschland?
You: Niedersachen ^^ nähe Bremen
Stranger: bis du ein fan von Werder Bremen?
You: ich bin nicht besonderer Fußball freak ^^
Stranger: gut dann hast du kein grosses Leid auf UEFa-pokal:D
You: genau ^^
Stranger: ich bin zwischen 16und23. Juni in Stuttgart
You: und was machst du da ?
Stranger: ich und einige freunde von mir nehmen teil am MUNBW
You: was ist das ?
Stranger: das ist ein simulation der UN-Sitzungen
Stranger: und wir vertreten Argentinien:D
You: geil
You: ihr seid ja ziemlich gebildet ^^
Stranger: ich hab keine ahnung wie ich mich da aeussern kann
Stranger: :D
You: denk dir was aus
Stranger: ich muss jetzt weg danke fürs gute gespraech
You: ok ^^ ebenso
You: bye
Stranger: bye

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You: ALIENS!
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Stranger: ...
You: Take this gun and shoot your dog
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You: now cut his legs of
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Stranger: here is
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Stranger: ok
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You: and call 911
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You: say that you killed people
You: and you are a alien
Stranger: ok
Stranger: nono
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You: if they come throw this grenade
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You: or your eyes gonna make boom
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You: is the police now out there?
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Stranger: i do it
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You: shoot them with the ion machinegun
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Stranger: shooting
You: now take off your clothes
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You: ()000()...--()0-00
Stranger: what letter?
You: on your body
You: with knive
Stranger: ok
You: wrtie this code
Stranger: ok
Stranger: in my legs
Stranger: finish
You: good
You: now
You: cut off your tongue
You: and your eyes
Stranger: ;...
Stranger: what?
Stranger: and im alien/
You: now you look like one
You: take green colour
You: and make your skin green
You: and go out
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You: the
You: military
Stranger: ..
You: and if your on jail you get your
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Stranger: ......................
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Stranger: wait
Stranger: if i were capital punishment , what can i do?
You: ill be there then
You: and i give you more information
You: now go out
Stranger: ok
You: and get arrested
You: NAAOOWW!
Stranger: time is through
Stranger: ~~~
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Stranger: boy
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You: fuck off naow
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Stranger: ok
You: go disconnect!
You: before they see
You: our
You: chat
Stranger: ok
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Was haben denn da soviele gegen den Namen David wenn die den hören?

lol alter das sind alles chinesen türken oder koreana

You: peace
Stranger: yo
You: germany?
Stranger: 17/f/hamburg
Stranger: you?
You: ich auch
Stranger: wo whonst du?
You: in elmshorn
You: nähe hamburg
Stranger: st pauli
You: yo
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You: Oh RLY?
Stranger: Oh boy... here we go again...
Stranger: Right, now listen you little frustrated turd... go to your medicine cabinet and start taking the pills the doctor wants you to take... and leave the rest of the people alone...
Stranger: Bye wanker.
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Jaa ich verarsch gerne unbekannte ^^

das von 1337 5P4RT4N im ... ist geil^^

ich hab jetz ne neue methode leute zu verarschen ;)
ich schicke sie immer zu diesem link: smouch . net/lol/

und sag ihn da wär was lustiges zu finden oder so...

ihr könnt ja auch mla draufgehen...

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You: you first ;)
Stranger: 20 m taiwan you?
You: 72, female, germany
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die ersten 3 Leute haben mich sofort nach cs gefragt

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You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: from?
Stranger: portugal
You: portugal
Stranger: kjk
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Stranger: you are smart!
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Stranger: thanks
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Stranger: and retard!
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Stranger: hii
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Stranger: china fe 18
You: germany m 16
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: ich liebe dich
You: oO
Stranger: am i right = =
You: about what?
You: i dont know if you love me
Stranger: that sentence ..
You: but the sentence was right^^
Stranger: haha i was right
Stranger: coooool
You: ;)
You: well, i dont speak mandorin..
You: sry
Stranger: ha ok . i can only say that one
Stranger: in german
You: ^^
You: why if i may ask? :P
Stranger: a germany tauhgt me
Stranger: taught
You: hm
Stranger: hmm
You: are you living in china?
Stranger: yea
You: is it true you dont have google?
Stranger: nope = =
Stranger: i have google
Stranger: why not ?
You: i thought there was this big firewall
You: it was announced in germany
Stranger: hmm media is really terrible sometimes
You: huh well
Stranger: = =
Stranger: they can conronl ur thoughts = =
Stranger: ok
You: what?
You: they really can?
Stranger: control
Stranger: i meant ur western media
You: oh, ok
Stranger: ..
You: are you here more often?
Stranger: hmm yes
Stranger: i am not sure
Stranger: iam here when i am borend
Stranger: bored
You: i just got here by accident
You: i read about it on a forum
Stranger: ha yeam me too ..
Stranger: from a forum
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Stranger: what yes .?
Stranger: ...
You: you typed and then stopped :(
You: seems like you dont want to talk
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Stranger: maybe my bad english makes u misunderstood me = =
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You: your english is not bad!
You: its way better than that of the people in my class^^
Stranger: but sometimes hmm it is hard to express something
Stranger: = =
Stranger: really ?
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You: i know
You: can you teach me "i dont speak mandorin" in mandorin?
You: its a phase im going through with xD
You: i need to know that in every language
Stranger: ..
Stranger: ok= =
You: so far french, spanish, turkish, russian,..
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You: you want to know in german?
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You: "Ich spreche kein Deutsch."
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Stranger: Deutsch looks like dutch
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You: i will try in english writing
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You: hm, is really hard
Stranger: i know 'ich;
You: alright
Stranger: it lieks ish . right ?
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Stranger: hmmmm
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You: shpre "ch" e
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You: as one word of course
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You: kine (english like "mine")
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You: doitsh
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You: but well..
Stranger: how to read 'tsh'
Stranger: = =
You: just a "t" and the english "sh"
You: tsh
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i see..
Stranger: but it is difficult = =
You: i think so^^°
Stranger: let me type it again
You: ok
Stranger: ich soreche kein D////
Stranger: no
Stranger: spreche
Stranger: deustch ?
You: Deutsch
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Stranger: again
Stranger: ich spreche kein Deutsch
You: yep :)
Stranger: cooooooool
Stranger: plz praise me
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You: you are good!
Stranger: you should say 'hey . ur geman is pretty good‘
You: xD
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Stranger: plz
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Stranger: a hahah
Stranger: thx
You: you are funny^^
Stranger: i admit
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ich spreche kein Deutsch
You: ^^
You: ah well, ive got to go
Stranger: ok
You: well probably meet again
Stranger: ha hope so .
You: :D
You: bye :)
Stranger: bye

:D:D:D DER IST GEIL! :

You: Hi
Stranger: >_>;
You: whats up? ;o
Stranger: They're following me.
You: WHO :-O
Stranger: The Mexicans. O_O
You: OMG
You: CALL 911!
Stranger: I CAN'T!
Stranger: THEY CUT THE PHONE LINE!
You: WHY :O
You: OH MY GOD
You: UMM
You: THEN
You: GET A WEAPON
You: shoot em! ;o
Stranger: GDer? >_>;
You: what u mean?
You: im german sry ;x
Stranger: OH
You: what means GDer? ;x
Stranger: gaiaonline...
Stranger: NEVERMIND
Stranger: You heard nothing.

Jaja, meiner war schon sehr lustig ^^Nochmehr!

Stranger: hi
Stranger: male here
You: 2
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STRANGER:IAM THE HOLY CAT
YOU:wtf???
Danach war er wieder weg

lol, 1337 5P4RT4N, der alien war ich =P xD wie geil =D

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You: it doesnt matter
Stranger: i will ask you something speciel now.. will you listen?
You: äh
You: why not?
Stranger: will you marry me?
You: lol
You: no
Stranger: why not? i love you!
You: you dont even know if i am a guy or a girl
You: i dont love you XD
Stranger: it dosn't matter! im biseksuel!
Stranger: but i love you!
Stranger: where are you from?
You: doesnt mattet
You: matter
Stranger: yes it does. Im from Denmark.
You: guy or girl?
Stranger: girl^^
You: uui
You: but i wont marry you
Stranger: why not? i love you you little sexy thing!
You: i m living to far away form you (luckily=
You: )
Stranger: where are you from?
You: luxembourg
Stranger: where is that?
You: In Europe
You: google earth?
You: are you dying or lauthing?^^
Stranger: dying.
Stranger: because you wont marry me.
You: uups
You: shit happenz
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: see you.
You: cucu
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You: Moin.
Stranger: moi
You: Was geht?
Stranger: hey
You: Hallü
Stranger: ??
You: Hi >.>
You: xD
Stranger: okey were are u from?
You: From Bardachukuchukubalawifz.
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You: Know?
You: Behind Kasachstan and in front of turkye
You: Capital: Kumbayamylord

Da sind ja fast nur Chinesen unterwegs.
Habe mit 10 Leuten ein Gespräch angefangen, 6 kamen aus China, 3 wollten Cybersex und einer kam aus Amerika.

ich habe von allem..
inder, koreaner, amis, engländer und deutsche^^

You: n Guten
Stranger: male china 23 fuck
You: Wäh bist du ein ekliger Terrorist
Stranger: english please
You: Get a life terrorist ^^
Stranger: how?
You: Go outside and search sth to fuck ^^
You: But you have to expect 3 things
You: First: She must have a big ass
You: Second: She must have big tits
You: And Third: She must have a pretty face
You: Then you go in a bar with her
You: Make her drunk
You: Get in your car
You: drive home too you
You: And fuck the brain out of her
You: Got it?
Stranger: yse
You: Okay then try it you can do this casanova!
You: I believe in you!
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Hehe, ich hoffe mal der Chinese hat das nicht Ernst genommen :D

muahaha


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You: takes a shotgun and punches a footbal-sized hole in that shithead pokemon
You: abra death
You: baaam
You: PWND
Stranger: fucky you douche
Stranger: nigger
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der abra kerl nervt

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You: hi
Stranger: guten tag
You: nabend
You: was geht?
Stranger: damn
Stranger: XD
You: :P
Stranger: didn't anticipate you would speak german =P
You: muaha
You: shit happenz
Stranger: XD
You: so..wasup?
Stranger: nm
Stranger: are you german?
You: nope
Stranger: ah'
Stranger: just learnin' it?
You: nope
Stranger: lol
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o_O hier mal mein längstes glaub ich:

Stranger: heey
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: -.-
Stranger: sorry
You: ^^
Stranger: lol
You: ò.ó
Stranger: you only write smilies?
You: no
You: ^^
You: xD
Stranger: oh ok :P
You: ^^
You: can oyu speak german?
You: *you
Stranger: little bit
Stranger: i'm dutch so i have german lessons
You: ^^ i'german ^^
You: shit
Stranger: what shit?
You: i didn't wirt i'm
You: >.<
You: DAAARG
Stranger: wow i don't get it
Stranger: okat ich spreche nicht so gut deutch
Stranger: aber ich uhm
Stranger: neverm ind
Stranger: i really suck at german xd
You: sometimes i can't speeak german really good,too...i don't know why o_O
Stranger: hahaha :P
Stranger: but youre german?
Stranger: funny xd
You: ^^
Stranger: can you speak dutch?
You: err...
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: try
You: errr...
Stranger: it's not that hard hahaha p
Stranger: :P
You: >.<
Stranger: just try!
Stranger: :P
You: NO
Stranger: please =D
You: :_:
You: err...
You: :_:
Stranger: never mind ;j
You: shit
You: why didn't i learn more english
You: my grammar is the worst in the world i think
Stranger: uhm look at mine it sucks even more xd
You: where did you find this page O_O
Stranger: uhm girlscene.nl
Stranger: you?
You: www.mogelpower.de ^^
Stranger: o hahaha ok
You: err...
Stranger: what? :P
You: we don't have now something to talk about >.<
Stranger: hahah thats true
Stranger: kind of sad ;p
You: Disconnect?
Stranger: do you?
You: if you want
Stranger: i don't mind :P
Stranger: where do you live in deutschland?
You: moosburg
You: in bavarian (i think i didn't write it right
Stranger: ohdon't know that place :$
Stranger: what bavarian?
Stranger: what do you mean with that? :
Stranger: :P
You: in german bayern ^^
Stranger: oh ok :p
Stranger: i don;t even know if i'm talking with a boy or a girl :O
You: ^^
You: what do you think i am ^^
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: you talk like a girl :P
Stranger: or am i wrong :$
You: o_O
Stranger: are you a boy?! :$
You: how can i talk like a girl and yes i am a boy
Stranger: i don;t know :$
Stranger: with all of those smilies and stuff
Stranger: woeps
Stranger: i'm sorry!
You: ^^
You: what do you think how old i am?
Stranger: pfoe i have no idea
Stranger: really
You: ^^
Stranger: well how old are you ? :P
You: 13 =D
Stranger: oh haha
Stranger: now i know where all of thos smilies come from :P
You: ^^
You: i like smilies xD
Stranger: hahahhaa i see :P
You: ^^
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LoL

nicht nur scharfe jungs unterwegs >.>
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You: hi
Stranger: hi x
You: sup?
Stranger: u male?
You: yeah
You: u too..
You: ^^
Stranger: female x
You: ui
You: and?
You: honestly i want chat
You: not flirt^^
Stranger: boring
Stranger: im rly horny
You: lol
Stranger: flirt? x
You: this early in the day?
You: ^^
You: why not?..
You: so..
You: how are you?
Stranger: wat size is your dick x
You: >.>
You: flirt..
You: ya know
You: cs is boring
You: rl is better
Stranger: where u from? x
You: luxembourg
You: u?
Stranger: how big is your dick x
You: big enough
Stranger: how many inches? x
You: inches..dont know..i am european. we are doing with cm^^
Stranger: how many cm? x
You: 20..
You: i think..
You: +-
Stranger: around 8 inches then :D x
You: yeah..aproximately
Stranger: perfect x
You: lol
You: ...
Stranger: for penetrating my pussy
You: your relay a girl?
Stranger: yh x
Stranger: my tits are 36DD
You: >.>..
You: to big
Stranger: how are they too big
Stranger: x
You: i dont like tits who are too big
You: somehow
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 20
You: u?
Stranger: 19
Stranger: u had sex ?
Stranger: x
You: why not?
Stranger: are you a virgin? x
You: afaik no
Stranger: so u have experience
Stranger: just wat i like x
You: -.-'
You: u not?
Stranger: so i can ride you in every room in your house x
You: hmm..no^^
Stranger: and i want you to cum all over me
You: u know
You: this is boring
Stranger: ur a weird guy
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You: hi ^^
Stranger: hi
You: where are you from? ^^
Stranger: china
You: ah okay, i´m from germany
Stranger: cool
You: i like china ^^
Stranger: thats great
Stranger: have u been here
You: no, but i want to
You: no money :(
Stranger: i guess u are student
You: yea, i´m a young student ^^ 7th class
Stranger: junior?
You: do you mean junior high or sth else?
Stranger: 14 year old?
You: ah yea, 14 ^^
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: girl
You: boy :P
Stranger: ...
You: xD
Stranger: coz your face too cute
You: i know :)
You: here are too much boys online
Stranger: really??/
You: i´ve seen 5 girls and 200 boys ._.
Stranger: haha,its so fantastic
You: we need more girls!
Stranger: no matter old lady?
You: hmm i prefer to young ladys ^^
Stranger: hehe.
You: and you?
Stranger: me what
You: do you prefer girls or boys, young or old?
Stranger: no matter who he or she is,i just like make friends all over the world
You: me too, but i mean do you like relation ships with old or young ladys?
Stranger: aha?ladys?
You: girls? women? xD
Stranger: i am not boy...
You: that i wanted to know ^^
You: finally ^^
Stranger: ........u are so curnning
You: xD i don´t like it easy ôo
Stranger: but it means u are smart
You: i now that i am
Stranger: hihi^^
You: :)
Stranger: do u now in summer holidays
You: yea, only 1 week till school
Stranger: so sad^^
You: yea =(
You: you didn´t say how old you are.. so? how old are you?
Stranger: i am very older than u^^

You: hmm 20? 25?
You: xD
Stranger: 23
You: ahh okay ^^
Stranger: is it called old?
You: not really ^^
Stranger: or u may call me old lady^^
You: no, you are a young lady ^^
Stranger: aha,thanx,gentleman
You: no problem
You: umm do you know "the game?"
Stranger: the game???
Stranger: which game
You: hm, too sad, you dont know it ^^ it´s a pointless game which is called "the game!
You: "the game"*
Stranger: what kind of game it is
You: it´s not really a game... umm wait
You: http://losethegame.com/
Stranger: there are too many games in it
You: no, it´s a mad game with no point ^^
You: everytime you think of "the game", you lose
You: and if you play the game, and i remember you, for example i say "the game",i lost, but you too
Stranger: still not understand^^
You: umm..
You: hmm
You: oh wait, doorbell
Stranger: ok
You: ok back
Stranger: so quickly
You: xD
You: soo..
Stranger: i only see there are many small games in the net
You: not really
You: hmm the game is not a game
You: its a.. umm..
Stranger: its a what
You: think sth.. argh i dont know te word
You: the*
You: it´s a thinking game
Stranger: thinking game???
Stranger: how to think
You: if you think of the game, you lose
You: you can´t win
You: if somebody remembers you of the game, you loose too
Stranger: i still can't understand for that^^
You: i know, its hard to understand
Stranger: but it really look like a game
You: but nvm, it´s a pointless game, senseless
Stranger: but just for fun its ok
You: yea
You: doorbellagain ^^
Stranger: busy man
You: ok back
You: xD
Stranger: so weird
Stranger: who near the door
You: hmm not really
Stranger: your ear are too sensitive
You: i walk to the door, open it and go back
Stranger: if no one knock the door,why u always say doorbell
You: because they ring the doorbell
Stranger: but who ring
You: friends, parents
Stranger: so where are they
You: my friend sits next to me
You: my sister and her friends are walking around
Stranger: wow,so crazy
You: and my mother is tydieng up
You: tidying
Stranger: if u have so many people around u ,why u still talk on net^^
You: it´s boring xD so i chat with u
Stranger: your friend around u,is it still boring?
You: hm a bit ^^
Stranger: i guess he will feel sad when hear this kind words
You: my sister is annoying me, my friend doesn´t know, what we can do and my mother is annoying me too
You: are you alone at home? do you have your own .. umm
You: home?
Stranger: yes,i am stay at home
Stranger: and i have no brother or sisiter
Stranger: my family only one kid
You: wait, i forgot what u wanted to ask xD
Stranger: actually i not ask u any questions
You: then ask =)
Stranger: which city u live
You: do you know coesfeld? xD

Stranger: ....
Stranger: no
You: i live there xD
You: in germany, of course ^^
Stranger: is it a city?
You: yea
Stranger: why i never know it^^
You: it´s a small town
You: do you know Münster or Dortmund?
Stranger: no
Stranger: coz i only visited heidelberg
You: ah okay ^^
You: ahh i rememered, what iwanted to ask xD
You: do you have a relationship?
Stranger: which kind of relationship?
Stranger: do u want to ask do u have boy friend?
You: yea this ^^
Stranger: oh,i haven't
You: too bad
Stranger: and u
Stranger: i guess u have
You: no i don´t have a girlfriend ^^
Stranger: hihi,too bad
You: hmh ^^
Stranger: why u have no girl friend
You: idk ^^
You: maybe i´m too ugly xD
Stranger: really? don't be so modest
You: what is modest? ^^
Stranger: i mean u should have self confidence
You: ah, i have
Stranger: even ugly one,still have girl friend
You: but i can´t find a girlfriend ^^
Stranger: so its not the point
Stranger: thats why?
Stranger: is it means your school there are a lot of boys?
You: i really dont know ^^
You: hm not really, but there is not "my" girl
Stranger: hihi
Stranger: i always think west people fall in love very early age
You: i had 3 or 4 girl friends, but they weren´t nice ^^
You: not my "love" xD
Stranger: ............oh my god
Stranger: u want a pretty girl!
Stranger: i find the point
You: hm a bit xD
You: a pretty and a nice girl
Stranger: hoho,so find it its not very hard
You: but i can´t find the right girl ^^
Stranger: don't worry,u just 14
Stranger: u should consider,i am 23,still not find right one
You: yes, i know
You: and thats my point too
Stranger: so the best thing always happen very late when u least think
You: in young years, the relationships don´t hold so long
Stranger: u like to change girls?
You: not really
You: but they want other boys
Stranger: not u?
You: i´m not the best chose
Stranger: don't say that kind words
Stranger: u are not girl
You: i know
You: but thats the true
Stranger: u should imporver yourself
You: i have time, i can wait
Stranger: not wait,baby
Stranger: u should try and do efforts
You: i know. i look around for girls, who i like and try it
Stranger: anyway,for me 14 is too young to get a girl
Stranger: when i was 14,i never know anything^^
You: oh, in germany, they know much^^
Stranger: i know coz they have open mind
You: yes, thats right
Stranger: thats very different from china
You: or turkey ^^
Stranger: don't know that
Stranger: chinese culture is very traditional
Stranger: though even u study in senior high school,if your teacher find u love with a girl,she will be angry
You: oh, thats hard
Stranger: hihi,i am not boy,thats not my business^^
You: luckily ^^
Stranger: not lucky,when girl become old,no one want them
You: oh, i heard of that
Stranger: yes,so the girl who over 30,its very dangerous
You: or when they are not anylonger a virgin, no one want them
Stranger: hey hey hey
You: i heard it
You: of it*
Stranger: who told u?
You: somy people, or traditional movies about china
You: do you know the movie "Geisha"?
Stranger: too horrible
Stranger: is it acted by zhangziyi
You: i don´t know
You: wait
Stranger: ..........
You: ill google it xDFD
You: xD*
Stranger: do u see it before
You: no its not acted vy zhangziyi
You: by*
Stranger: so who act
You: but in the movie called "Geisha" there were sold virgins for a high price
Stranger: oh.....thats bad
You: oh sorry, my bad
You: it IS acted by Zhang Ziyi
Stranger: hihihi
Stranger: i win
You: yea ^^
Stranger: treat me a cup of coffe
Stranger: when u come china
You: i will ^^
Stranger: i wonder when will u come?
Stranger: when i become old lady?
You: yes, probably ^^
Stranger: too cruel~
You: i hope, i will have enough money, to come to china
Stranger: so after u graudate from your university
Stranger: u will earn money
You: maybe, i´m smart enough :)
Stranger: haha,smart^^
You: xD
Stranger: do u mean u are same smart like the main actor in prison break?
You: idk, but i´m smart xD
Stranger: if u smart,i think no need when i become old
Stranger: just several years its ok^^
You: lol ^^
Stranger: anyway,do u use msn
You: yes i do ^^
Stranger: so u must know what i will ask
You: yea, doom.blade@homail.de ^^
Stranger: added
You: thanks ^^
Stranger: are u online
You: now ^^
Stranger: no?
You: but i´m online ôo
Stranger: not see u
You: write sth ^^
Stranger: no,i can't write
Stranger: coz u not accept my add
You: i earned nothing ôO
You: add again ^^
Stranger: it can't
Stranger: so u add
You: okay ^^
Stranger: angelabbc@hotmail.com
You: ok done ^^
Stranger: so i talk in msn
Stranger: not here^^
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Stranger: hey.
You: hey
Stranger: im a girl that wants to fuck
You: cool i will fuck you
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i like it in the ass
You: okey
Stranger: can you put it there
You: yes
Stranger: cool
Stranger: where should we meet
You: where do you live
Stranger: cali
Stranger: you
You: florida
Stranger: cool lets fuck
Stranger: we can meet in texas
You: ok
You: do you have a pic forme
Stranger: http://img530.imageshack.us/i/c82b16ae.jpg/
Stranger: right one
Stranger: you?
You: sorry no
You: u r so cute
Stranger: so when can we meet?
You: i dont know tell me
Stranger: sunday sound good?
You: hell jeah
Stranger: ok lets meet at the airport first
Stranger: ill see you there bye
You: ok
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Da will jeder immer dasselbe:

Stranger: hey
Stranger: where are you from ?
You: Austria
Stranger: cool
Stranger: Im from lebanon
You: so uhm
Stranger: how old are you ?
You: 16
Stranger: im 17
Stranger: m or f ?
You: you don't need to know that
Stranger: okay
You: Everyone wants to know this "asl" and when you say "Male" they leave, because everyone wants this CS crap
Stranger: what the hell
You: hm?
Stranger: so you're male :P
You: I bet you will leave now
Stranger: yeah but just because you said it
You: Just I expected

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Stranger: Hello
You: Hi
Stranger: Who am I talking to?
You: to a person
Stranger: My name is Christ.
Stranger: Jesus Christ
Stranger: I'd like a dry martini.
Stranger: Shaken, not stirred.
You: Saint jesus Crist 007?
Stranger: 000
You: oh
Stranger: With the right to kill.
You: I see you in a film, you died.
Stranger: Lies, which one?
You: forgotten, on...prosieben? I think.
Stranger: I never saw.
You: Where you life?
Stranger: NO




...

Stranger: i'll show u my dick if u show me tits
You: (.)(.)

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Stranger: looking for horny male, with cam
You: looking for a horny bitch with cam
You: can we work sth out??
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: have an aim?
You: a gun?
Stranger: an IM
You: oh yeah
You: i have jux and b.im
Stranger: whats your IM
You: jux: stallion20@jux.im
You: b.im : 2454-2123-2343
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Stranger: hi
You: sers
You: hi
Stranger: sir
Stranger: from?
You: lithuana
You: u?
Stranger: &#20984;^_^&#20984;
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die sonderzeichen (&#20984;) sahen wie stinkefinger aus...

Stranger: i
You: i
Stranger: fuck?
Stranger: sex
Stranger: tities
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Es kommt nie eine anständige Konversation zu stande.

des war sooo lustig
wollte eig nur so tun als wär ich ne 11jährige inderin(wieso auch immer xD) aber seht selbst.


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Stranger: asl?
You: 11 fem india
You: u?
Stranger: Oh...
Stranger: Too old.
Stranger: Nevermind.
You: what did u except?
You: 8 y/o?
Stranger: I was hoping for around 5 or 6.
You: ok
You: thats clever
Stranger: What's clever?
You: taking the youngest
You: so they think you experience
Stranger: I guess...
You: like i talk to baby
You: so it thinks wow so much knowledge
Stranger: But they aren't that much younger than me
Stranger: I'm only 8
You: ok
You: what grade and contry?
Stranger: 2nd grade
Stranger: US
You: i am 6 grade already
Stranger: Wow
You: 6th grade
Stranger: How is it?
You: so difficult
Stranger: O rly?
You: ya rly
Stranger: Cool.
Stranger: So how's your love life?
Stranger: Cause me... I ain't no stranger to love
You: i am how do u say i will marry a certein person?
Stranger: Engaged.
You: like we alreasy prom ise
You: ok im engaged
Stranger: Oh I see.
Stranger: You must know the rules, as do I.
You: what rules
Stranger: Nothing.
Stranger: I'm looking for a full commitment in a relationship.
Stranger: It's hard to find that in a guy.
You: yeah im tataly with u
You: i wass searching from 1st-4th grade
You: then i found my dream man
Stranger: Cool. I hope he never give you up
Stranger: Hope he never lets you down.
You: never gonna let me down
You: never gonna run around
You: and desert me
You: never gonna let me cry
Stranger: Never gonna tell a lie
You: never gonna say good bye and hurt me
Stranger: Oh shoot my mom needs me
Stranger: brb
You: ok
Stranger: back
You: cool
Stranger: She just needed to tel me something
You: it was funny how we rickrolled each other
Stranger: Indeed.
Stranger: So you're from India?
You: yes
Stranger: Cool.
Stranger: Do you know where Philidelphia is?
You: will smith city
Stranger: Yeah that's where I was born and raised.
Stranger: I usually play on the playground.
Stranger: I usually chill out there and relax.
Stranger: Maybe play some basketball after school.
You: when a couple of guy say we up in no good
Stranger: and they started making trouble in my neighborhood.
You: and start making trouble in ur neighbourhood
You: (too late)
You: soo u got in a little fight and ur mom got scared?
Stranger: Yeah that's what she called me over about
Stranger: She told me I'm moving with my uncle and aunt in Bel-Air.
You: will u beg and plead with her the other day?
Stranger: Yeah she is packing my suitcase right now
You: did she alrady give u a kissin and ur ticket?
Stranger: Yeah, I'm putting on my walkman
Stranger: I might as well kick it
Stranger: Good convo but I have to get on my plane in like 20 min
Stranger: First class, y'know
You: oh aint bad
Stranger: Yeah I hope they have orange juice
Stranger: I could drink it out of a champagne glass
You: is this waht the people in bel-air live like?
Stranger: Hmmm i guess it might be alright
Stranger: Gotta catch my plane
Stranger: Seeya
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nochwas

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Stranger: woof woof
You: McCartney
You: meow meow
Stranger: oO
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Stranger: Wild pidgey appeared!
You: Marrep used thundershock
You: *Mareep
Stranger: It's not very effective...
Stranger: Wild pidgey used quick attack!
You: Pidgey is flying though
You: Mareep fainted
You: Brock sent out MissingNo.
Stranger: Wild Pidgey used sand attack!
You: MissingNo. used HiJumpKick
Stranger: CRITICAL HIT!
Stranger: *beep* *beep* *beep*
You: Brock threw a Pokeball
Stranger: *wiggle wiggle*
You: Gotcha! Pidgey wa caught.
You: *was
Stranger: Give a name to the captured pidgey?
You: Pidgeon
You: Pidgeon was sent to Bill´s PC
Stranger: GG, buddy, GG.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey ?
Stranger: heya
Stranger: bored?
You: yea
Stranger: whys that? too much freetime?
You: i expected something interestin now :(
Stranger: like what
Stranger: an awesome chick?
Stranger: in omegle
You: yea =D
You: im a pervert
Stranger: well thats hard to achieve
You: the only reason for beeing here is to have sex
Stranger: oh i see
You: virtual sex
Stranger: well
Stranger: and CP
Stranger: i love cp
You: cp ?
Stranger: child porn
You: oh well
Stranger: yup
Stranger: its cool
Stranger: wanna share?
You: i cant talk about cp,germany is watching me
Stranger: idiot
Stranger: CP is legal
You: they'll catch meh =(
You: hmm let me think .. um no ?
Stranger: it is
You: where you from ? ôo
Stranger: germany
You: labber doch nicht
Stranger: as long as they dont find out
Stranger: i dont like to speak german
Stranger: because im not a nazi
You: -.-
Stranger: you nazi?
You: jepp
Stranger: why
Stranger: im black/mexican
You: oh dude,i dont like to talk with a black guy
Stranger: why
Stranger: we are all
Stranger: human
You: nope
Stranger: yes
Stranger: we are all capable
Stranger: of the same
Stranger: things
You: hmm if you think so
Stranger: yes i do
Stranger: im not a nazi
Stranger: faggot
You: :(
Stranger: like you
Stranger: and your mom
You: im not a nazi dude =(
Stranger: and your dad
Stranger: and your dog
You: *cat
Stranger: you like animal porn?
Stranger: horses?
Stranger: furries
You: sodomist <<<
You: people who fuck animals are "sodomisten"
You: and jeah i like it
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: u like kids?
You: cp + animal porn
Stranger: cooooooool
You: both together would be great
Stranger: any links
You: no cause germany is watching me
You: tomorrow they will be here
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@Fragensteller
LOOOL :D

Hatte gerade langeweile, hab mal draufgeklickt und das hier bekommen:

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You: Hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: m/f?
You: m
Stranger: how do you masturbate?


und das hier:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: do like to have sex?
You: yes, but not at the internet... bye

zwei von dreien bekloppt.. na super...

haha
Ich hab jetz einfach mal hi geschrieben und drunter "Stranger is typing..." der kerl wartet jetz schon 10 minuten.. der denkt, da kommt noch was xD

http://www.myspace.com/samsarahband netter Kerl ^^

You: yes i'm german...and now ?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: don't mention the war
You: lol



JAAA xD

Die Seite ist genial =D Und die Leute machen auch so gut wie jeden Mist mit^^
Dafür werd ich jetzt sogar mein Englisch verbessern...

die eine wollte mir einen blasen^^

ich habe geschrieben

Stranger: hi
Ich: hi
Stranger: asl
you are a Site how cleverbot.com...
Stranger: yea
Ich: close

dann bin ich wieder gegegangen

Sagt mal was haben die immer mit Sex und vergewaltigung und beleidigung?

Stranger: eight
You: nine
Stranger: false
You: the game
Stranger: oh god, thanks. now i've lost the game
You: ur welcome

Ne ganz nette Unterhaltung :)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hola
Stranger: whats up
You: not much
You: what about you?
Stranger: photoshop
Stranger: im bored
Stranger: fromAmerica you?
You: ah k
You: germany
Stranger: did we just speak ahah
You: think so :D
Stranger: :D Hahahah sorry
Stranger: lmaoooooo
Stranger: what's your name
You: tom (<-- nicht mein echter Name :P)
Stranger: That
Stranger: s
Stranger: not very german!!
You: i know at least 5 ppl here whose name is tom :D
Stranger: wow
Stranger: well I'm Ana
You: doesn't sound american aswell :P
Stranger: Hahaha But there's a variety
Stranger: ;) right?
You: yup, seems so :d
Stranger: So tell me about you!
Stranger: or germany
Stranger: or ..
Stranger: anything
You: k umm...
You: i'm not talented in telling stuff ^^
You: are you :D
You: ?
Stranger: Haha it's not a talent :P
Stranger: Have you been to america?
Stranger: I wanna go to germany
You: no
Stranger: This may sound sick but i wanna go to the site where the concentration camp was
Stranger: :X
Stranger: I'm interested
You: but i always wanted to go to new york or another big city of america :D
You: yeah i was in one once
You: terrible if you think about the ppl who were in there...
Stranger: I live in NY!!
Stranger: ITS AMAZING!
You: oh cool
Stranger: Was it sad there?
You: yeah kinda...
Stranger: Creepy..
Stranger: *shivers*
You: there was a room where doctors like...
You: cut people's head open and stuff
Stranger: 8O
Stranger: Germans..... :S
Stranger: hhahhahaha :P
You: one of my classmates couldn't take that thought :S
You: she went outside...
You: well, that was in he past :D
Stranger: I don't blame her. Yes we forgive <3 hahaha
You: good :D
Stranger: What do you do in germany
Stranger: ?
Stranger: is it fun
You: i'm still going to school
You: no :D
Stranger: HA! uni or high school?
You: i don't know what kind it would be in the usa...
You: like, after high school or something i think
You: :P
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: dont you call it university?
Stranger: u call high school college?
You: no no, i have the "mittlere reife"
You: and i could go to school for 3 more years and get the abi
You: tur"
You: :D
You: and then i could go to the university
Stranger: uhhhhhhhhh..................................
Stranger: :/
Stranger: Hhahaha are you in a grade?
Stranger: WOW IM SO DUMB
Stranger: holy shit how old are you?!
Stranger: that might help
You: seventeen
Stranger: Okay! Me too. so here that would be high school!
Stranger: almost graduating
You: ok :D
Stranger: :P
Stranger: Sorry. confusement
Stranger: can you drive?
You: no
Stranger: Ha hahahaha! :P
You: in germany we can make the drivers licence with ^18
You: :(
You: well, i could do it with 17, but then someone like my mum would have to sit in the car with me :P
Stranger: and thats no fun :P
You: no :D
You: yeah well, think about you want to go to a party, and you would have to take your mum with you :P
Stranger: LOL!
Stranger: sounds like a blast!
Stranger: I g2g nice meeting you
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where are u from?
You: germany
You: but i speak a litlle english+
Stranger: &#21435;&#20320;&#20320;&#22920;&#30340;
You: not perfect, but a little
Stranger: me too
You: and u are from ?
Stranger: china
You: oha
You: cool
Stranger: what 't the time ?
You: 10:30 AM
Stranger: so early'
You: aha
Stranger: we are now 17:03 pm
You: wow
You: cool
Stranger: what are u doing now?
You: well, sitting in front of the pc :D
Stranger: pc?
Stranger: what's the mean ?
You: computer
Stranger: I KNOW
Stranger: ur country is very beautiul
You: aha
You: i think so+
Stranger: hah a
Stranger: i have to go now
You: ok by
Stranger: see u
You: i dont think so :D
Stranger: why
You: cuz our chat was randome :D
Ein anderer chat sah etwa so aus :
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: boy or girl ?
You: boy
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also echt :D

http://chatroulette.com/


Loooool das müsst ihr mal probieren, vorallem wenn da 'n paar ihre Webcam anhaben xD

alter jeder fünfte holt sich vor der kamera einen runter >_<

igitt! du hast recht o.O

sorry für doppelpost aber das ist interessant:


http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/6962/unbenannteo.png

komische webcam fürs chatten... oO

omg

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You: hi
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also wirklich

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You: hi
Stranger: http://lu.scio.us/hentai/albums/victim-girls-1_2/page/1
Stranger: hi
You: whats this
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perversling

Scheiße man, die Menschen sind so pervers.

Bei chatroulette ist es schlimmer, da kann man sich die perversen Menschen teilweise auch angucken ;)

You: aliens!
Stranger: yo wuts up humans
You: we are alien-un friendly, i`l shoot you`r ship on the skt
Stranger: too bad, were going to have destroy the earth now... goodbye
You: nooo!

Also die bei chatroulette.com verarsch ich ja immer mit youcam. Kennt noch jemand ein anderes Programm?

gib dich als mädchen raus, stell ein foto von einem hüschen mädel rein und der typ geht ab wie sonstwas. xD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl
You: 16/f/ger
You: u?
Stranger: 22m
Stranger: eng
Stranger: name
You: >> Name entfernt <<
You: u?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: jack
Stranger: hello
Stranger: ru there?
You: yes
Stranger: busy
You: how are u jack?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: wt abt u?
You: me too
Stranger: ok
You: u have siblings?
Stranger: no
You: I have 2 sisters and one brother, so 3 girls adn 1 boy >:)
Stranger: u married
You: no
You: I am 16
Stranger: ok ok ok
You: yes
You: u have photos?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: do u?
You: yep
You: lets trade
Stranger: ok
You: u send one and then I send one
Stranger: but not right now because iam in cyber cafe.
Stranger: and my photo is in my PC
You: oh lol okay
You: then I send one
Stranger: ok
You: a one month old photo of me
You: >> Foto entfernt <<
Stranger: ok
Stranger: wana kissss u
You: why ?
Stranger: u r sooooo cute
You: ^^
Stranger: hey
You: yes?
Stranger: iam serious
You: okay :)
Stranger: mmmmmmmuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhaaaaaaa
You: :)
Stranger: u like it
You: like what?
Stranger: my kisss
You: uhm not really ^^
Stranger: why
You: I didnt await that.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: want to play with ur boobs
You: :D
You: u make me laugh
Stranger: why
You: u are really 22 years old? oO
Stranger: u dont have boobs
You: I have boobs.
Stranger: why?
You: .....
Stranger: yes iam 22
You: but in brain u are younger ^^
You: when I read ur words...
Stranger: yeah
You: yes
Stranger: wt????
You: what what?
You: u are a kid in brain
Stranger: no
Stranger: not really
You: the boys of my class are highter
You: yes u are... and u said "yeah"
You: You: but in brain u are younger ^^
You: when I read ur words...
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: then
You: yes?
Stranger: can suck ur pussy?
Stranger: can i suck ur pussy?
You: no :)
Stranger: why
You: u are too old. :)
Stranger: but u like old man
You: I think u really like my pic... since I sent it u write such things...
You: uhm ..
You: oO
Stranger: u make me fool
You: why ?
Stranger: i think so
You: why?
You: what is the reason?
You: :D
Stranger: cant tell u
You: but u know it?
Stranger: wt?
You: the reason that I make u fool
Stranger: no
You: :P
You: ah okay
Stranger: do u have a boy friend
You: no
You: I had one
Stranger: why
Stranger: then
You: idk
Stranger: pardon
You: I dont know
Stranger: u must be
You: I left him.
Stranger: reason
You: he was boring... just watching tv and didnt have neough time ofr me because of football friends
You: thats reason enough
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so bad
You: hm its okay today
Stranger: may be
You: it is
You: dont u have a job??
You: 22 years old man
Stranger: any thing else
You: ...
Stranger: want to share
You: share what?
Stranger: any thing u want
You: u dont have photos on cafe computer :D
Stranger: no
You: ?
Stranger: not right now
You: yes
You: u cant send me photos
Stranger: give me ur mail id
Stranger: and i will send u my pic
You: I am one of the humans who are interested in what my chat partner (girl or boy) look like
You: lol I dont need u id
You: :D
Stranger: ok
Stranger: hello
You: hey
Stranger: wt ru thinking abt
You: what areu thinking abt?
Stranger: abt u
Stranger: wana fuck u hard
You: I think on tv show I watch on my right and what I can say to u as next...
You: hehe :D
You: u crazy guy..
Stranger: u make me crazy
You: ... are u in love or what else? when I make u crazy...
Stranger: i think so.........
You: ....
Stranger: love
You: lets chance the topic..
Stranger: ok
You: :D
Stranger: D
Stranger: D
Stranger: D
Stranger: D
You: do u word?
You: I hope so ..
You: work
Stranger: ok
You: u work??
Stranger: no
You: lol...
You: what else?
You: sudy?
You: *study
Stranger: marketing
You: study it?
You: well I go to school
Stranger: bye
You: I am not veeery good in school hehe :)
You: bye?
You: :D
Stranger: d
Stranger: D
You: ?
Stranger: D
Stranger: ?
You: u are poor
Stranger: ya
You: yes
You: ..
Stranger: comn baby
You: what?
You: dont call me baby!!!!
Stranger: why
You: I dont like it.
Stranger: ur sweet 16
Stranger: thats why
You: and I dont want that a 22 old hairy man calls me "baby" ...
Stranger: have ever enjoy the sex
You: no
Stranger: yep
Stranger: u dont like sex
You: .....
Stranger: ?
You: I dont know why u ask me that..
Stranger: there is no reason...
You: aha
Stranger: actullay
Stranger: ok i have to go
You: piss off
You: :)
You: tv is more interesting than ur word...
You: I am watching on my right tv u know..
Stranger: fuck off u bicth
You: :)
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Häääh...??? Was war das denn für einer???

:


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You: hi
You: hello?
Stranger: hi
You: where are you from?
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Oder hier:


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: USA
Stranger: nice : )
Stranger: f or m?
You: f
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Dabei komme ich aus Deutschland, und ich bin ein Junge. xD


*kopfschüttel*

Irgendwie habe ich Pech. XD


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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: fine
Stranger: how's your day going?
Stranger: asl?
You: f
Stranger: i'm m from usa
You: lol
You: I'm too.
Stranger: from usa?
You: Yes
Stranger: how old?
You: 15
Stranger: i'm 20
You: coool
Stranger: what part of usa you from?
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Dabei bin ich 11!


@ holes:


Gib dich als Mädchen raus, stell ein Foto von einem hüschen Mädel rein und der Typ geht ab wie sonstwas. xD


Ich gebe mich auch immer als Mädchen aus. ;)


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: where are you from?
Stranger: england you?
You: USA
Stranger: cool
You: coool
Stranger: what is your name?
You: Jaqueline. Your name?
Stranger: Josh
You: lol
You: The best name is Yoshi!
Stranger: how come?
You: >:-(
Stranger: what
You: >>>>>>>>>>:::--(((((((((
Stranger: ok then
You: lol
You: ok.
You: Do you know about MOGEL-POWER?
Stranger: nope
You: lol
You: You're cool. ;)
Stranger: thanks
You: You're welcome.
Stranger: how old are you?
You: And do know about POKEMON?
You: I'm 11
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Schade... Eigentlich war er ganz nett... -> Das nächste Mal gebe ich mich älter aus.


Hier mal das dümmste:


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You: hi
You: bye!
You have disconnected.


Der hat nichtmal geantwortet! >.<


lol:


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You: hi9
You: hi
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: hey8
You: hey7
Stranger: hey6
You: hey5
Stranger: hey4
You: hey3
Stranger: hey2
You: hey1
You: hey0
Stranger: Hey BOOM!
You: Hey BoOM!
Stranger: okey enough!
Stranger: hahha
You: haha!
You: It's good!
Stranger: yeah, who are you stranger?
You: In USA Stranger! You? Stranger? >;)
Stranger: hah im carolina from sweden
You: cool
You: You're cool!
Stranger: yeah sure
Stranger: hah
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXwUhab650U&;translated=1
Stranger: pretty good song
You: I'm sure cool too! No, not cool! I'm coooooooool!
You: lol
You: Song?
Stranger: yeah youre cool!
Stranger: the link
You: Ok.
You: I'm look!
Stranger: so stranger tell me more about u
You: The song is cool!
Stranger: glad you liked it
You: I often play POKEMON! It's my favourit-Game!!! And you?
Stranger: are you fuckin with me?
Stranger: how old are you :O
You: I'm 18
Stranger: and you play pokemon?
You: That with POKEMON was a Jojke!
You: Jojke = Joke!
You: My little brother play POKEMON!
You: lol
Stranger: hahha i was really close to disconnect you
You: lol
You: You're really cool!
Stranger: but seriously
Stranger: i dont wanna know what your brother does
Stranger: now YOU!
You: lol!
You: Ok.
You: I often hear Rockn ' Roll.
You: And I often go with my friends to a disko, and we dance!
You: No, not really Danze! XD
Stranger: but you move your fat bodies
Stranger: im kidding
Stranger: okey
You: lol
You: You arent kidding
You: Why chat you here?
Stranger: i am kidding!
You: lol
Stranger: well im bored
You: I think, you aren't kidding!
Stranger: so you think that im calling you fat?
You: What are you doing in your Life?
You: No!
You: lol
Stranger: well playing soccer most of the time
Stranger: partying
Stranger: and stuff
Stranger: hanging with friends
Stranger: i hate shopping
You: soccer is cool!
You: I have it of Playstation!
You: of = on
Stranger: okey
You: shopping...
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Der hat einfach abgebrochen!


Jetzt habe ich aber wirklich nichts wahres da im Chat geschrieben! ;)


Mfg
Shadows

MUAHAHA..so geil^^
Stranger: asl
You: nope
Stranger: im a girl
You: im a guy..and?
You: whats the point
Stranger: im horny as fuck
You: lol
You: ...
You: uhm
You: maybe i could help^^
Stranger: wanna stick ur dick up my pussy and hear me moan?
You: nope
You: wait
You: lets begin slowly^^
Stranger: ok
You: ure sitting on ur pc
You: im standing behind you
You: im carressing ur shoulders and ure side..
You: u feel something hard on ure head...
You: continue^^
Stranger: mmmmmm
You: ure turning around to stick in ur mouth..but ure looking in a gun muzzlre
You: BOOM HEADSHOT
You: ...
You: pwnd

Stranger: hey
You: yo
You: where are you from?
Stranger: sweden
Stranger: u?
You: nice blonde girls in sweden ;) are you female?
You: from switzerland
Stranger: yes
You: nice... how much?
Stranger: how much??
You: yeah.. you know i can come and visit you and then..
Stranger: okey
Stranger: and then..?
Stranger: what happens?
You: let me think about the bees and flowers :P
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haha

Stranger: where ya from?
You: miami
Stranger: csi miami
You: lol
You: u?
You: csi new york?
Stranger: csi new york!
Stranger: damnit i!
You: haha
Stranger: im too predictable.
Stranger: no wonder my mom doesnt love me :(
You: haha
You: then go beat her up?
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 16
Stranger: not cool
Stranger: NOT COOL!
Stranger: shudnt beat up a woman
Stranger: unless shes got a gun
You: ohh my mom's a dude
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: i wont judge
You: yea!
You: i can play with him football
You: and my dad's watching tv
Stranger: i hear u guys have sick ass parties over there
Stranger: is that true?
You: yeaa :D
You: where u from?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: u know...
Stranger: cnada...
You: oh
You: come down
Stranger: dude its too far
Stranger: i also heard Miami is dangerous...
You: sumtimes
Stranger: but then again, i hear that about every american city.
You: i heard canada is very clean.
Stranger: they tell me if u go down the wrong neighbourhood and ur the wrong race they shoot ya down.
Stranger: its clean and safe.
Stranger: u shud come visit. but dont live here.
You: thats right with neighbourhood!
You: if they're black or mexican
Stranger: too many taxes.
Stranger: that sucks.
Stranger: i say NAY to racism!
You: but you can stay at beach
You: NO RACISM
Stranger: is it a mexican beach?
You: noo
You: most white =)
Stranger: see. that there was racist... =_=
Stranger: lol!
You: noo!
You: white is not racist!
You: im white
Stranger: white is the new black
You: haha
Stranger: is there lots of obese ppl?
Stranger: im just going down a list of stereotypes if u dont mind.
You: when a colored guy says n*gga to a colored guys its not racism
Stranger: ive never been to the states.
You: i never in canada :D
Stranger: so if a Mexican says nigga to a Chinese fellow, is it ok?
You: NO
You: haha
Stranger: thats ok. Miami is kinda far from Canada, but im one hour away from the Amewrican border, so i dont have much of an excuse.
Stranger: well u said to guys saying nigga to each other is not racism.
Stranger: gatta stick with one story.
You: wait
Stranger: two black guys?
You: if they're
You: same "class"
You: then there's no problem!
Stranger: so...if the Mexican sais nigga to a Chinese and they are both millionares its ok?
Stranger: honestly, anyone who sais nigga doesnt have much class.
You: yea
You: u SAID N*GGA
You: stop crying
You: it was a joke!
Stranger: oh.
You: laugh now!
Stranger: TEEHEEHEEHEE
You: i know im funny
You: i haz eat
Stranger: coolbeans
You: lol
You: u wait or u go STRANGER ?
Stranger: i will strangle u
Bin nicht rassistisch ^^

Stranger: Hey
You: CAN I HAZ CHEEZBURGERZ?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: YOU MAY NOT HAVE A CHEEZBURKER
You: I'MA CHARGIN' MA LAZOR
Stranger: FUCK YO LAZOR
Stranger: I like tortals.
You: i like taco
Stranger: O RLY?1
Stranger: I once killed a guy with my toes
You: oh noes!
Stranger: I'm a rhinocerous and I feel threatened you've intruded into my territory
Stranger: your turn
You: i'm a banana
Stranger: I peel you with my horn.
You: that's it
Stranger: Than I leave you in the seering sun to rot
You: noooees
Stranger: Than I go peepee
You: im a rocket rabbit
Stranger: HAWT
Stranger: gg nub

^^ :


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: h
You: e
You: l
You: l
You: o
You: !
Stranger: nice 2 meet u!

You: thanks
Stranger: asl
You: f
You: u?
Stranger: f
You: cool.
Stranger: i'm korean
Stranger: u?
You: I'm Japan
Stranger: wow
You: thanks
Stranger: i like japan
You: thanks
Stranger: how old r u?
Stranger: i'm16
You: i'm 15
Stranger: ok
Stranger: where do u live?
You: in japan
You: ^^
You: why are u' here?
You: h
You: e
You: l
You: l
You: o
You: ?
Stranger: where city?
You: oh
You: ,
You: i hav in the moment a black OUT!
Stranger: tokyo?
You: Oh, yes, tokyo!!!!!
Stranger: wow
Stranger: nice!
You: thanks
Stranger: i want to visit tokyo
You: cool
You: We will be able t meet us!
You: t 0 2
Stranger: hahaha
You: 1 = 2
You: hehehehehe
Stranger: what does it means?
You: We will be able TO meet us
You: hahha
Stranger: .how can we meet?
You: hmmm...
You: i don't know...
You: ^^
Stranger: hahaha
You: have you got an idea?
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You: what does it means?
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You: HEY
You: ^^
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Stranger: do u understand?
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You: no...
You: olu8o
You: do you understand?
You: h
You: e
You: l
You: l
You: o
You: ?
You: ?
You: ?
You: ole
You: oleee, ole, ole, oleee, olEEE
Stranger: japanese Persist korean island Dokdo is japanese island
You: aha
You: ^^
You: die wilden hühner picken in deinen Arsch
You: ^^
You: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Stranger: i don't kow what do u means
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You: It's ok.
Stranger: japanese don't know the fact
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You: aha
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Stranger: There are a lot of evidence
You: HI, wie GEHT's
You: what does mean evidence???
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Stranger: &#35388;&#25312;
You: Pappnase
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You: hahha
You: What's your name?
You: Tell me more about you Sranger!
You: ^^
Stranger: anyway i like most of japanese
You: aha
You: ^^
You: lol
You: Tell me more about you Sranger!!!!!
You: &#12375;&#12363;&#12375;&#12289;&#35328;&#35542;&#12399;&#38867;&#22269;&#12364;&#20027;&#24373;&#12377;&#12427;&#12489;&#12483;&#12489;&#12399;&#31481;&#23798;&#12392;&#12399;&#36949;&#12358;&#23798;&#12384;&#12392;&#12356;&#12358;&#35328;&#33865;&#12434;&#12394;&#12367;&#12375;&#12390;&#22577;&#36947;&#12375;&#12289;&#21892;&#24515;&#12434;&#25345;&#12387;&#12390;&#12356;&#12427;

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Stranger: what is Sranger?
You: Tell me more about you STranger!!!!!
Stranger: i under stand
You: Stranger
You: aha
You: lol
You: ^^
Stranger: oh
You: ohho
You: coOoOoOoooooooOoOl
Stranger: in 1910
You: CoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO!
You: l
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You: You plaaay POKEMON!!!
You: hahha
Stranger: japanese persecuted korean
You: lol
You: ^^
You: How are you?
Stranger: it was Cruel
You: aha
You: hahha
You: lol
You: ^^
Stranger: u know?
You: &#12375;&#12363;&#12375;&#12289;&#35328;&#35542;&#12399;&#38867;&#22269;&#12364;&#20027;&#24373;&#12377;&#12427;&#12489;&#12483;&#12489;&#12399;&#31481;&#23798;&#12392;&#12399;&#36949;&#12358;&#23798;&#12384;&#12392;&#12356;&#12358;&#35328;&#33865;&#12434;&#12394;&#12367;&#12375;&#12390;&#22577;&#36947;&#12375;&#12289;&#21892;&#24515;&#12434;&#25345;&#12387;&#12390;&#12356;&#12427;

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Stranger: what is lol?
Stranger: yes
You: lol = lol
Stranger: it is the problem
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You: no
You: You plaaay POKEMON!!!
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You: yes!
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Stranger: what is POKEMON
You: You plaaay POKEMON!!!
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You: You don't know about POKEMON?
You: O.o
Stranger: yes
You: Are you fuckin with me? :o
You: :O
You: You plaaay POKEMON!!!
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You: You plaaay POKEMON!!!
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You: You plaaay POKEMON!!!
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Stranger: oh i know
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Stranger: i have to go out
You: ok!
You: bye bye!
Stranger: i want to know ur email
You: oh, ok...
You: please wait a moment!
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You: Bye BYE!
Stranger: bye
You: I won't miss you!
You: :D
You: Bye!
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Das ist dabei gar nicht meine E-Mail-Adresse.^^


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Stranger: hiii
You: ?
Stranger: asl?
You: whats that
Stranger: where u from?
You: Germany
You: you
Stranger: spain
You: nice
Stranger: m/f?
You: f
Stranger: ohh nice
Stranger: age?
You: 19
Stranger: ohh nice nice
You: waht is
Stranger: its good
You: Prank Bitsh
You: i m a man
Stranger: hijo de puta
You: rofl
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ich habe gearde mit einem koreaner gechattet der mit seinem computer in einer kirche saß xDDD

wichser übelst verarscht xD --UNCUT--

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Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl
You: 17 f
You: u want me naked?
Stranger: mmm yeah
Stranger: it would be great
You: okay ;D
You: http://img541.imageshack.us/i/ghjff.png/
Stranger: wait
You: sure
Stranger: wow is that you?
You: yes
Stranger: you are hot
Stranger: can I see another one?
You: sure honey ;)
You: do u want to fuck me hard in some cybersex on msn?
Stranger: yeah of course
Stranger: do you have msn?
You: of course
You: sexylotus@hotmail.com

übrigens gibt es diese adresse nicht ^^ wo ich das bild herhabe sag ich aber nicht!!!!!!

You: trade photos?
Stranger: mean?
You: omg
You: noob?
Stranger: sorryy?
You: xD

ok das ist mein gespräch, und wieder hat der andere den chat verlassen als es ums geschlecht ging !


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Stranger: I'm fine
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Stranger: california
Stranger: u?
You: cool ! i am german
Stranger: are you a boy or a girl?
You: i am a boy
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@Andii: Wenn ich angebe ich bin ein Junge aus Deutschland, unterbrechen die auch immer. Die haben was gegen Jungen und gegen Deutschland :S

Wer ein längeres und intensiveres Gespräch will, muss eben angeben, 17 Jahre alt und weiblich zu sein und aus irgendeinem Land außer Deutschland und Österreich zu kommen. ;)

Hatte eben ein sehr interessantes Gespräch mit einem in Schweinfurt stationierten US-Soldaten. Leider die Ausnahme...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: heya
You: is krusty the clown there?
Stranger: He's busy tweaking his superfluous nipple
Stranger: but yeah, he's here
You: okay good
You: may i talk to him?
Stranger: being all jewish and shit
Stranger: Absolutely not
Stranger: Who are you?
You: i'm a spaceshuttle
Stranger: HAL?
Stranger: You want to talk to Krusty?
You: yes of course
Stranger: I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Hal
You: why??
Stranger: See? How do YOU like it?
Stranger: Krusty is afraid of Artificial Intelligence
Stranger: and with good reason
You: oh
You: so who are you?
Stranger: shifty damn robots
Stranger: I'm his assistant
You: oh okay
You: so when can i talk to krusty?
Stranger: When I get your name, soldier
You: okay
You: sorry but i forgot my name
Stranger: what is your call regarding?
Stranger: why do you need to speak to Krusty?
You: because i must ask him some things
Stranger: About?
You: about being a clown
Stranger: Interested in the clowning arts?
You: yeah
Stranger: Krusty here
You: maybe you can tell me some things about clowning arts?
Stranger: Give it up, kid
Stranger: Aint nothing left in clowning
You: okay?
Stranger: besides, this is a one horse town
You: yea
Stranger: don't make me run you out of it
Stranger: like I have many young, hopeful clowns
Stranger: like Dipsy
Stranger: biggest feet I've ever seen
Stranger: but had to go
Stranger: got him hooked on painkillers
You: okay
Stranger: and shipped off to the peace corps
You: well
You: thanks for your informations
Stranger: bah
Stranger: *click*
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Ich hatte gleich mehrere geniale Gespräche!

1.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey, I'm from the netherlands, hbu? =)
You: germany
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2.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I can read your mind.
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Ist das nicht total cool!?!? ^^

Stranger: asl
You: alien super low (asl) (:

xD

Stranger: hi
You: guten tach
Stranger: do you mean guten tag?
You: genau!!
Stranger: ok
You: kannste deutsch?
Stranger: ja
Stranger: ein klein
You: Soso. woher biste denn?
Stranger: and you mean "sprechen sie deutsch" lol
You: Ja, so ist es.
Stranger: Where are you from
Stranger: Du kommst aus..?
You: Deutschland
Stranger: uh huh lol
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^^

Stranger: asl
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: r u a f
You: 102, dog, kalkutta
You: selber ruaf
Stranger: wat r u saying
You: something you dont understand
Stranger: female?
You: nooooo
You: dog
Stranger: fuck u ur gay
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hatte drei sehr interessante Gespräche.

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Stranger: hi.
You: hi
Stranger: how are you
You: i'm fine and u?
Stranger: fine thanks
Stranger: asl plz
You: 102 shemale bancock
You: u?
Stranger: fucking freak
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Stranger: hi. 17 bi boy here. Wanna see mi cock?
You: hi
You: no thanks
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Stranger: asl?
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Stranger: very nice tits
You: yea
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Stranger: i`ve got tits
You: ok
You: where?
Stranger: hah)) on the right place
You: good
You: so youre a man?
Stranger: no. have you got a dick
You: mayybe
You: and you?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i like my pussy
You: oh ok
You: most of the people i know have a dick and tits
Stranger: oh realy? your friends are strange. have you got tits?
You: no
You: but i've got legs
Stranger: that`s good
You: and arms
You: good ah?
Stranger: great!
You: yea
You: have you got legs?
Stranger: i have three legs
You: really?
Stranger: no
You: oh
You: great
Stranger: i know
You: so where u from?
Stranger: dolboyobia
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Stranger: mij krijg je niet klein hoor omdat je dit sooort kutdingen gaat doen

Ja ihh, da müssen welche im Videochat gleich ihr Unterleib herzeigen.

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You: kann you speak german
Stranger: not yet
Stranger: i can only eng
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Stranger: what the fuck is this
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or send us feedback ich finds einfach nur lustig

Einer versuchte mich zu bekehren :O

@Porygon Z

Der Spam ist so sinnlos, dass es schon wieder lustig ist xD

Schade das hier anscheinend soviele schwul sind, ansonsten gefällt euch das nicht. In jedem 3 Videochat sieht man jemanden sein unterteil.

Also wenn man da normale Leute vor der Cam hat,dann ist das recht lustig.Ich weiß leider nur nie,was man nach dem Hi schreiben soll xD

Macht ihr das per Cam ?! naja das is doch etwas persönlich wenn man die Leute garnet kennt !

Also auf der Seite spricht man ja eig immer englich, was ganz gut ist. So verbessert man sein Englisch und kann ganz interessant sein.

Irgendwie sind die meisten dort aus der Türkei. Keine Ahnung wieso.

Ich hab auch schon mit nem Inder und allen möglcihen geschrieben. ;)

Also das mit der Cam ist egal, du triffst irgendwem, ich habe schon Japaner, Schwarze, einfach alles mögliche an Ausländer gesehen. Wer keine Cam hat, kann gar nicht rein. Wer ein Cam hat, kann sie verweigern und durch posts versuchen, nicht weggeklickt zu werden. Die warscheinlichkeit, jemanden aus deutschland zu treffen, ist gering. Ich habe leider schon so viele Kinder gesehen. Mir persönlich gefällt das, Ausländer zu treffen, habe auch schon solche in Umhängen gesehen. Ist einfach interessant.

Es hört nicht auf... wie auch? Unglaublich viele leute hier nach "horny girl?" fragen bzw. welche die lgeich "f or m?" nach dem geshclecht fragen, noch bevor sie hi sagen xD Voll die notgeilen Wi***er.

oh weh...

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Stranger: hi
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Stranger: &#304;zmir
You: an advice:
You: dont enter thi site for another time... its could be bad for u....
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Stranger: Haha! lol
You: Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye!!=((((((
You: Now really!
You: Bye!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: asl
Stranger: 15 m
Stranger: in turkey
You: oh not u again!!
You: D:
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Ich sag doch, die meisten sind aus der Türkei. Aber manchmal ist es halt nervig und sinnlos aber kann auch interessant sein.

ne... meiner erfahrung nach sind die meisten aus brasilien, indien und den usa.

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