Wasteland Paragraphs
While you're playing Wasteland, you'll be referring to paragraphs in this
book. We know that as a Desert Ranger who enjoys the best of challenges,
you wouldn't randomly read these paragraphs in search of clues. But intense
radiation, coupled with the blazing sun, can impair your good judgment,
rendering you totally unable to resist. Fight your best fight here - try
not to read a paragraph until you're instructed to. You'll get a lot more
out of Wasteland this way. Once you successfully complete Wasteland, you
can then kick back in your best lounge chair under a shady cactus and read
the rest of the fictional vignettes.
1. You creep up to the window and, in the soft, muted lights, you see a
tall woman with long, blond hair. She sits before a mirror and brushes
her hair, then stands and walks over to the sunken tub off to her
left. She kneels and her blue, silken robe drops to the floor. She
turns the water on and steam slowly fills the air.
You watch in fascination as she reaches down into the tub, whirls, and
points an Uzi in your direction. "Stop reading paragraphs you're not
supposed to read, creeps." She sighs deeply. "Next time I'm going to
demand they put me in a Bard's Tale game, this Wasteland duty is
dangerous."
2. You have come upon the rail-nomads' camp. Ornery looking longhorn
cattle wander among dusty tents, from which sullen faces peer. In the
background, a ramshackle collection of railroad cars, attached with
wood, hide, and an odd piece of corrugated aluminum, sits on a rail
siding. Two of the cars, the locomotive at the front and the caboose
at the rear, appear to be in better condition than the theirs. As you
approach, a strained silence falls over the camp and you grow
uncomfortable under the collective gaze of the assembled nomads.
Finally, one of the nomads steps forward. "Welcome, rangers. I am the
Brakeman of this train. I would be honored if you would visit with me
in the caboose before leaving our camp. In the meantime, please accept
our hospitality." The Brakeman turns and strides back into the camp.
3. The Hobo nods to you, and then drains the bottle of Snake Squeezins.
"Twins born by the same hands," he intones solemnly, "are twins no
more. Wake the sleeper to cure the sick."
4. "We have four clans here: the Chattanoogas, the Amtraks, the Conrails
and the Hiders. You may acquire provisions for your party at our
trading car or amuse yourselves in the casino car. You may, of course,
avail yourselves of the services of our Hobo oracle. If you dare, you
can try to reason with the Hiders, though finding them is difficult. I
am told that you have already met our Brakeman." At the mention of the
Brakeman, a brief scowl crosses the Engineer's face, but his smile
quickly returns and he adds, "We feel safer with Rangers here, so stay
as long as you like!"
5. You study the torn piece of paper in your hand. Originally written in
red ink, the text has turned into large fuzzy blotches of pink. Though
mostly unreadable, you make out the word MORTAL followed by HIDEOUT:
TYRANNOSAURUS, but TYRANNOSAURUS has been scratched out and AZRAEL has
been written under it.
6. The diary talks about the last days during which the satellite
facility was operating. "Las Vegas is still intact. Needles wasn't
damaged by bombs, but some flooding occurred when the river level
rose. Quartz suffered a lot of damage." In hurried script, the last
diary entry reads, "We're abandoning the satellite installation so we
can join the farmers out at the Ag Station. We've deactivated the
alarms and electronic countermeasures that protect this place."
7. Once the introductions have been made, the Big Boss pulls out a box of
cigars and passes them around, explaining that it is his special
blend, grown somewhere further north. When everyone is comfortable,
and the bodyguards have taken up unobtrusive positions behind you, he
begins to talk.
"You must be the Rangers sent to help."
"What do you mean?" you cautiously ask.
"One of my men is missing. We don't think he's dead, because he's too
valuable to kill. We think some other group in town has grabbed him.
If we don't get him back, the whole town will probably be overrun by
these damn death machines that have started to appear, because he's
the only one in town with the scientific know-how to fight them. He's
the one who thought of the landmines, and they've destroyed more
robots than anything else in town."
Brygo reaches into his desk and brings out a drawing of a rather
ordinary looking man. "This is Max," he explains. "He came to us about
a year ago from the Wasteland to the east. He was the greatest
hand-to-hand fighter we'd ever seen and he also seemed to know a lot
about the science from before the War. He didn't remember where he
came from - at least, that's what he told us. I quickly made him my
right hand man."
"When we began to hear rumors of death machines coming out of the
west, and especially when the first of them reached the Vegas borders
several weeks ago, Max grew frantic. He began to talk crazy, about how
all life was in peril, and how only he could save us. He said he
needed special equipment, and that someone near Vegas should have it.
I should have put a guard on him then, but instead, I decided to send
Ace out to look for help. One night Max disappeared. We've been
looking for him ever since without success. Now I've lost my best man,
and things are getting worse. Newer and stronger robotic death
machines are appearing all the time. If we don't find Max soon, even a
fortress like this may not be able to hold out against the dearth
machines. Go see Charmaine in the Mushroom Church. Tell her I sent you
and she may be able to help."
You nod your head. "Yeah. We've tangled with some of these death
machines before, and we gotta stop whoever's making them. Any clues?"
"There are two other power-groups here in Vegas that we know of. Fat
Freddy runs the criminal element. He'd like to take over my position.
There's also the Servants of the Mushroom Cloud - religious fanatics
who won't be happy until every person in Vegas has been converted to
their own poisonous religion. There may be others. Vegas is a big
town. But those are the ones we suspect most. I need you to go find
Max. What do you say? Will you do it?" The Desert Rangers huddle for a
few minutes. You decide that taking on this mission could be quite an
adventure and decide to go for it. Besides, your curiosity has been
aroused. You are sure that Max knows a lot more than he has told
Brygo. If you want explanations, he's the man you'll need to see.
"All right," you tell the Boss," we'll find him if he's findable. In
the meantime, you try to hold out here."
The Big Boss stands up, shakes your hands, and wishes you all luck.
Then he shows you the way out.
8. Fat Freddy has long-since forgotten the concept of personal hygiene.
His dirty black hair clings to his face like dead ebony vines. A thin,
scraggly beard barely conceals deep red pock marks. Effluvium that
scrapes your nasal passages raw seeps from every one of the fat man's
pores.
"I am so glad to meet you. I've always admired the Rangers and I
consider you the only people I can trust with some secret
information." The fat man's yellow eyes slip side to side in his obese
face. 'Faran Brygo is trying to get $100,000,000 in diamonds to York
Isle on the east coast of the continent, and he needs someone like you
to make the journey. If he succeeds, he will destroy the economy of
the world and we will all be thralls in his new empire."
Freddie produces a handkerchief and wipes the sweat from his brow. "I
will let you keep the diamonds if you can stop his mad plan. Find him,
kill him, and you will save the world."
9. The battered pewter ID bracelet on Dewey's wrist has had several
legends engraved and scratched out, but one remains clear. It reads
"27," and, judging from the lack of corrosion on the number, it was
recently inscribed.
10. "Everyone is worried about Mayor Pedros but others are held hostage
too. Felicia Pedros, his wife, is our friend. We think she has been
moved to the outlaw hideout. We hope you will try to rescue her. And
remember what Ellen said when you go to the Stagecoach Inn." They
smile and leave.
11. "Yeah, some of the guys working in the base took sick. Mad Dog Fargo
and Metal Maniac are still in the back rooms, sicker than dogs."
12. A man sits up in his cell and stretches. "Rangers -great. I should
have known. I need you guys here like I need a hole in the head." He
stares at you for a second, then sighs. "Look, I guess I could use
your help. I need some capable fighters in Las Vegas to help me with a
shipment back east. Are you guys up for it?"
13. The book you find is a slim volume written in a light, delicate hand.
The work is titled, "Love Slave in Santa Fe." It reads:
I recall the first time the invader chieftain called my name. "Diana,"
he said softly, "are you not yet finished chewing the leather to make
soft moccasins for me? A man has needs."
I hung my head in shame. "Forgive me, beloved Red Hawk, but I am the
lowest of your 30 wives. How can you even think of me when you have so
many women more beautiful than me?"
Red Hawk smiled. "Yes, I have 30 wives, each more beautiful than the
last, and each of them is insatiable. If I could find other men to
help me take care of my wives, I would, but no one except for the
bravest warriors of Wasteland could satisfy them. You, my newest wife,
are the only comfort I have in my life..." The account ends abruptly
here, the last few pages of the book torn out by a previous reader.
14. The Director, a handsome, slender man, waves you to chairs that face
his desk. Beyond his desk you see a window into an alien landscape.
Through the window you see a red world with strangely-shaped plants.
You see animals slinking through the shadows and crawling across
massive rock outcroppings. You shudder. It just doesn't feel right.
The Director, Irwin John Finger, notices your stare and smiles like a
snake oil salesman. "I see you've noticed my pet project. This is how
the world will be when all men are gone. It will once again return to
the pristine paradise it was before man rose up and destroyed it.-
He turns away from the window and smiles at you. "By the very fact
that you are here, I know you have recovered certain items of a
technical nature. Whatever prompted you to violate this base's
security, I do not know, but I am willing to forgive it." He sits,
leans back and steeples his fingers. "Because of the delicate nature
of our work here - all very hush-hush, you know - I must ask you to
leave."
Suddenly he leans forward and scowls. "If you do not want to go, well,
we are not without means to deal with even the likes of dreaded Desert
Rangers."
15. Max reaches up and gives his head a bit of a twist. You hear a click
and the android smiles. "I came down here to negotiate a peace with
the cyborgs and what do they do? They rip me up and start using me for
spare parts. Ingrates!"
He stretches and stands. "I have to get back up to Vegas and help
prepare for the next assault, but I've got a mission of great
importance for you. Head northeast from here and, across the bridge,
you'll find a hidden base. It is a journey you must succeed at. There,
you'll find lost technology and information that you can use to stop
Cochise before it's too late."
A secret passage slides open in the room's south wall. At the same
time, a blast-proof security door slides down in front of the entrance
to the room. It short circuits, preventing exit. "Go through the
secret passage to get out of here. One thing," Max adds, 'it is
possible you'll need to recover some equipment from Project Darwin
before you can complete the rebuilding of the sleeper base. Be
careful, though, and rebuild as much of the base as you can before you
venture off to Darwin. I don't like the things I've heard about it at
all."
16. The old man stands in the shadow of the satellite dish and sighs
loudly. "Rangers, thank the gods you have come here." He thrusts a
bony finger at the red planet hanging low over the horizon. "The Space
Pirates from Phobos come daily to steal our food. They carry it off to
their goddess, a harsh, cruel woman who has no appreciation for
artwork and will tolerate no illumination or visual symbols in her
edicts to subjects. You must find the rocket ship and travel to that
malevolent star. Trail the death bunny to its lair and you will save
the earth from this horrid invasion."
17. "We have three clans here: the Atchisons, the Topekas, and the Sante
Fes. You may acquire provisions for your party at our trading car or
amuse yourselves in the casino car. You may, of course, avail
yourselves of the services of our Hobo oracle. I am told that you have
already met our Brakeman." At the mention of the Brakeman a brief
scowl crosses the Engineer's face, but his smile quickly returns and
he adds, "We feel safer with Rangers here, so stay as long as you
like!"
18. "Faran must have sent you to look for Max. Last I knew he was headed
for the sewers. He built a special key to get down there. It's called
a Sonic Key. Max made a few of them and told me that he was hiding one
somewhere in the old golf course. Didn't tell me where, though. Didn't
do him any good, either. The Newmen grabbed him before he could do
anything. If you return to me the Bloodstaff from the Mushroom Church
in Needles, I can show you the way. Tell the bishop BUZZARD."
19. The screen flashes to life with Capt. Phil Thomas's personnel file,
Aside from test scores and other nonsense you read, "Capt. Thomas's
performance in the village strafing runs was admirable. The AH-6503
attack helicopter performed at the height of technical specs and
destroyed two small Mexican villages before having to return to base
and reload. The AH-6503 is the ultimate weapon."
20. The Premacorin Mural is a work of art which you have only heard rumors
about. It records all human history in one vast display of gaudy
colors. At the beginning of the display you see the image of Charles
Darwin walking arm- in-arm with an ape in a wedding dress. Next to
that you see a youthful Egyptian pharaoh in mummy wrappings and a gold
mask dancing on the stage of a place called (according to the neon
lights behind him) Radio City Museum of Unnatural History. Proceeding
along, you see a masked man brandishing silver six-shooters on the
back of a silver Tyrannosaurus, hot on the trail of a mustachioed man
wearing a swastika. A fat man in a red uniform with white trim flies
through the sky in a sleigh pulled by eight F-19 Stealth bombers. He
has bags full of guns, ammo and bombs, which he is freely dropping
down to King Arthur and his knights so they can battle Genghis Khan
and the Yellow Peril. Yet further on a man in a green and gold uniform
(with the number 12 emblazoned on it and a 'G' on the helmet) has just
thrown a missile to a man vanishing in the white glow of an atomic
mushroom cloud. Finally, at the far end of the wall, you see the ape
in its tattered wedding dress, squatting and studying the
fire-blackened helmet.
21. Fat Freddy is a genetic nightmare - a squamous mass of slimy flesh
shuddering and twitching before you like some animated blob of
flesh-colored jello. He smells like a swamp, a foul, choking miasma of
rotting mastodonian flesh left to putrefy. His presence is
overwhelming - perhaps he has some mutant ability to control men's
minds, While in his presence, you have to sternly control an urge to
salute or kneel. There is no doubt that he is a leader of men.
When he speaks, his voice sounds like bubbles of carbon dioxide
bumbling up out of a morass. It is difficult to understand him, but
after the first few phrases of introduction, you begin to get the hang
of it. Fat Freddy is a man driven by ambition, and he has an offer to
make.
"Brygo thinks he controls Vegas," bumbles Freddy, "but he isn't half
the man I am. Haw! Haw! Haw! This should be my town, and it will be.
I've had your men watched since you got to Vegas. They tell me you are
the best fighters ever seen in these parts. Well, then, it shouldn't
be too tough for you to do me a favor. Kill Faran Brygo, and bring me
the onyx ring he always wears. When you do that I'll give you $25,000
and anything else you want in this town."
You tell him that you need a few minutes to think things over, and go
into a corner to confer among yourselves. You have a very strong
feeling that Freddy doesn't want to hear any negatives out of you.
22. If you read any further, Wasteland Thought Police will appear at your
door within three hours to conduct you to a cell in Needles where your
fingernails will be systematically removed. You have not been
instructed to read this paragraph anywhere, hence so dire a
punishment.
23. "Things have been rather nasty in Quartz," you are told. "One of the
larger desert bands, led by a guy called Ugly, has taken an intense
interest in, ah, civic affairs. Normally a town of our size could
drive them off because the bandits don't try all that hard when
attacking, but this time they hit us with a vengeance. It's almost
like they don't want to remain in the desert."
24. The bartender smiles at you. "Which one," he asks, "Hotspur or
Falstaff?"
25. Charmaine takes the Bloodstaff and smiles. She begins to twirl it and
you hear the acolytes hidden in the shadows behind her begin to hum
"On Wisconsin" as she marches back and forth. "Now we'll win the big
game. If you help Faran Brygo get his diamonds to Yorktown back east,
we'll be able to place some big bets there on the next World Series.
We have a four-armed pitcher who's guaranteed to win for us."
Charmaine smiles and points back the way you came. You must travel
back to Cooperstown and get us the blessed Bat of the Sultan of Swat.
Then you will be ready for the trip with Faran."
26. Ugly's smile makes you uneasy, as uneasy as staring down the bore of
his weapon. "It's really very simple," he laughs. "The bomb's disarm
code is 1 1-27-57-0 30."
27. You unsnap the ID bracelet from Louie's limp wrist and run your thumb
over the worn silver surface. The number "99" is etched into its
tarnished face.
28. As you board the locomotive you are met by a short, but solid looking
fellow. He is dressed in garishly striped overalls and wears a rather
battered and much patched engineer's cap. "Greetings, I am the
Engineer of this train." The Engineer makes a sweeping gesture that
encompasses the entire camp. "I hope your stay with us will be a
pleasant one."
29. Going back to his work, Sam says, "I suppose you wanna know about the
Bloodstaff." He wipes his hands on a greasy rag and sighs. 'Don't mind
telling you the murders have lots of folks worried. People just up and
vanish. Then, when we find them again, they've been drained of blood -
every drop." He squints at you and his voice drops to a tense whisper.
"I seen one of the bodies and it had a cut in the neck, just like a
scar my grandmother had on her neck. She said once, when she was
little, a priest used the Bloodstaff on her after she got snakebit. I
think the Bloodstaff is involved, and that means trouble."
30. The Junk Master speaks and tells you how to find Base Cochise, home of
the Deadly Robots. He sniffs and takes a pull on a small bottle of
Snake Squeezins. "Out in the middle of nowhere, that's where it is.
Way up in the northwest. We've tried to scavenge things out there, but
the robots are deadly, so we backed off." He looks at you rather
strangely. "If you want to venture out into those mountains up there,
fine, but don't expect any of our people to go with you. We got more
sense than you Rangers."
31. The Guardians, as you have heard, are very friendly people who are
great admirers of the rangers. They have planted fluorescent orange
flags to mark the outer edges of their mine fields. You've been told
by a Guardian that the only safe passage is to walk with feet straight
and breath held between the flags and the Citadel wall.
32. The bartender smiles at your question. "Which one, Cretian or
Proteus?"
33. "Hi. They call me Crumb," he purrs as he moves closer to you and
starts to stroke your nametag. You jerk him violently by the collar,
and he squeals with delight at your show of might. "See Faran Brygo!
He's my boss!" As you throw him down onto a table and head for the
door, he yells, "Use the password PHOENIX." Before you can get out the
door, he puckers his lips and blows a kiss your way.
34. "Darwin was a science base a long time ago. Supposed to be hush-hush,
but I grew up in its shadow, so..."
35. A man sits up in the cell and stretches his arms. He squints at you as
if you're brighter than the desert sun, then allows a small smile to
grace his tan, weathered face. "Rangers, I should have known. Listen,
I've been sent down from Vegas to recruit folks who know the right end
of a gun from the wrong. Bandits ain't the only thing crawling out of
the desert, and we've got a war on our hands. Interested in heading
back with me?"
36. Capt. Andrea Mills's personnel file flashes up onto the screen. Aside
from a large amount of test scores and other data, an occasional
paragraph of interest slides by. One that catches your eye reads, in
part, "Despite her having won the Nobel last year, Andrea's been
unable to finish work on the clone pods. She is unsure they are safe,
and the chances of a clone surviving production is not thought to be
that great."
37. You appear on what seems to be the lower half of a large chessboard. A
booming voice echoes through the game grid. "Do not stray from the
path if you value your health." Spectators fill the dark galleries to
hoot derisive jeers at you and wager against your success.
38. "Everyone is worried about Mayor Pedros but others are held hostage
too. Felicia Pedros, his wife, is our friend. We think she has been
moved to the Temple of Blood in Needles. We hope you will try to
rescue her. Remember what Matilda said when you go to the Whiplash
Inn." They smile and leave laughing.
39. The guard looks you over closely and then tells you to wait outside as
he disappears into the tent. You hear a brief muffled conversation and
the guard returns with another man. The newcomer introduces himself as
the headman of the Atchison clan. He understands that you have done a
great favor for his brother. He dismisses the guard and motions you
closer. He explains that they keep no treasure here, but he will give
you directions to a secret cache. "Here, take this shovel," he
instructs you. "Stand on the south rail, west end. Take twelve paces
to the south. Dig and you shall be rewarded." The guard returns and
the headman bids you good day.
40. Maj. Harrison Edsel's personnel file flashes up onto the screen. Aside
from a large amount of test scores and other data, an occasional
paragraph of interest slides by. One that catches your eye reads, in
part, "The discipline problem with Edsel has resolved itself. Once he
learned he would be transferred to Base Cochise to program that
computer with his new artificial intelligence routines, he stopped
complaining about the primitive rules restricting his creativity on
this project.-
41. "I think Finster has something to do with the strange creatures
hereabouts.'
42. The Director, a slender, handsome man, stands as you enter the room.
"Rangers, thank the heavens." He follows your gaze as you stare out
the window behind his desk and study the alien landscape below. The
Director smiles. "As you can see, that lurid, red landscape is the
closest approximation we have to the surface of Mars. We have Martian
raiders coming to our world here and stealing animals and slaves. We
hope, by breeding hunter-killer animals we can take the Martian
starships and mount a counter offensive against the extra-terrestrial
raiders." He nods. "Will you Rangers join our effort?"
43. As you pass the open doorway of this car you are almost overcome by
the strong odor of fermented cactus fruit. As your eyes become
accustomed to the darkness of the car you can make out a straw-covered
floor littered with numerous bottles of Dr. B. Bilious Balfour's Snake
Squeezins. At the back of the car lolls a rotund bearded figure
rocking back and forth as if the mere act of sitting offered a
difficult feat of balance. Finally, seeming to take notice of you, the
shadowy figure issues an invitation: "Welcome to my humble abode,
gentlefolk. Step on in.
44. The fetid, musky scent of a dead animal oozed from the car in a
miasmal cloud. Within, mummified by the overpowering heat, you see the
dried remains of a flower-strewn old bum. This is the oracle the
railroaders have referred to, and he's obviously long been dead. You
notice a large quantity of empty Snake Squeezins bottle, and you
suspect that that vile liquor is the author of many of the oracle's
pronouncements.
45. The faded map on the wall shows the world well before the war. You
notice a star that roughly corresponds to your current location. On a
long, southeast diagonal you see another star. A third star, to the
west and out from Needles, forms a shallow triangle out of the three
stars. Obviously other bases are hidden at these sites.
46. You stare with utter disbelief as the Snake Squeezins vanishes down
his throat. The Hobo smiles, his eyes glaze over, and he burps.
"Beware the man who has lived longer than the Wasteland." Your
oracle's eyes clear and he smiles drunkenly.
47. As you scan over the large, messy room you think to yourself, "Early
American pig-sty." Piles of dirt cover the long-lost floor. The
earthen smell of compost hangs heavy in the air. In the far corner of
this indoor barnyard you spot a square-shaped room.
48. Lt. Russel Heller's personnel file flashes up onto the screen. Aside
from a large amount of test scores and other data, an occasional
paragraph of interest slides by. One that catches your eye reads, in
part, "I thought Heller would be a discipline problem, but I grossly
underestimated the situation. He does not get along with the other
workers and considers the Al work being done in Project Haskell the
ultimate work. He even considered the move to Needles to finish
Haskell a blessing."
49. You study the torn piece of paper in your hand. Originally written in
red ink, the text has turned into large fuzzy blotches of pink. Though
mostly unreadable, you make out the word MUERTE followed by HIDEOUT:
THANATOS, but THANATOS has been scratched out and KAPUT has been
written under it.
50. Carved into the weathered hardwood you see, "The launch code is
MORTAR."
51. The game High /Low is played with two nuclear warheads. Both players
toss a nuclear warhead into the air and the one whose bomb explodes
higher in the air wins. This game is usually played by people of low
intelligence, hence the name High/Low.
52. Col. John Smith's personnel file flashes up onto the screen. Aside
from a large amount of test scores and other data, an occasional
paragraph of interest slides by. One that catches your eye reads, in
part, "After the confrontation with Finster concerning the shift of
Darwin's focus, Smith requested and got a transfer to the Base 2
operation. He remained acting commander until the project's completion
in 1995."
53. "Finster forced all the sick ones out, to prevent the spread he said,
but it just leaves them to die without help.'
54. The Brakeman tells you, -Take this visa card and give it to Head
Crusher in Quartz." As the Brakeman passes you the card, the sunlight
catches the dove hologram and glints brightly. You slide it into your
breast pocket as he turns and leaves without another word.
55. After years of searching you've finally found it. You unfold the piece
of parchment paper and read, "When you reach the martian Base, quickly
access the Navigational Laser Center on the left of the entryway and
type GWCD."
56. Closer now, you can hear the conversation of the men you saw when you
came in. There is a short silence after each man voices his thoughts.
They speak of varmints who are impossible to kill. The varmints are
stealing their food faster than ever before and they seem to be
massing for a major attack. The simple weapons of the farmers are not
enough to stop them. They have no idea what to do. One of them jumps
as he notices you and they all turn to face you. A stocky man they
call Miguel approaches.
57. Head Crusher says, "Thank you. Go to the Atchison's tent and tell them
CATERPILLAR,"
58. The Martian Commander slithers forward on his coppery-scaled stomach.
"So, Rangers, you have found our secret starport." His laughter,
hissed quietly and malevolently, crackles through the speaker on his
helmet. "It matters not. Our robot warriors have conquered your world.
You will now come and be our slaves..."
You smell the sweet odor of flowers as your sight dims and you fall
unconscious...
59. The thin Martian atmosphere saps your strength, but you dash across
the maroon landscape and dive at the Slavemaster. He raises a
pseudo-pod and crashes it down upon your head. A sucker tears your
flesh, but you strike out and smash his writhing purple lips back into
his needle-sharp teeth. The Slavemaster reels back, but you give him
no pause, no chance to recover. You wrap your hands around a rock and,
as your tortured lungs labor to pull in enough of the oxygen-poor air
to keep you conscious, you crush the Slavemaster's head.
You cast the green, gore-spattered rock aside and look at the other
slaves. "Come," you growl breathlessly, "Now we fight for our freedom
and for our world!"
60. As you might expect from his surroundings, the demon-priest is an
utterly corrupt individual. A flowing blue robe covers his diseased
body, and a foul smirk twists his face askew. He smiles and teeth
blacker than ebony glint in the half-light. Palsey-wracked hands grasp
the Bloodstaff tightly and threaten you with it. "You will not have
it," he whispers harshly. "You cannot take my life!"
61. This detective reminds you of Humphrey Bogart. As you approach, he
snicks a match with his thumbnail and lights a cigarette. An
overflowing ashtray sits on his desk beside an open bottle of Scotch.
His eyes are cold and hard as he watches you. You note the lump of a
roscoe in a shoulder holster under his gray suit coat. He introduces
himself as Spam Shade and points out that he will not play the sap for
you or anybody else. That settled, he asks what you want.
62. Torn and battered, your party drags itself through the subterranean
Martian titanium mines. Your lungs burn from the thin air, and you'd
give your right arms to be back on earth. Then, suddenly, a vision of
female loveliness appears to you.
Tall and slender, with golden hair cascading down over her diaphanous
gown of shimmering green and gray, she smiles and your heart quickens.
"Do not believe the Serpioids are the Martians because they are not.
They conquered us a century ago to turn our beloved world into a
staging area for their conquest of your home. Please join with us and
help repulse these invaders."
She gestures and a secret opening appears in the south wall of the
tunnel.
63. Capt. Phil Thomas's personnel file flashes up onto the screen. Aside
from a large amount of test scores and other data, an occasional
paragraph of interest slides by. One that catches your eye reads, in
part, "Thomas, a recent transfer from Project Darwin, has expressed
reservations about Finster's experiments. He voiced some of the same
objections to them that prompted me to leave Darwin I don't know if
he's on the level, or if this is some trap set by Finster..."
64. Your Martian guide leads you through a twisting pathway of
long-abandoned tunnels that finally leads into a beautifully-sculpted
city, The artistry, though alien, makes harmonious symbols that give
you a warm feeling when you look at the buildings. The architecture
almost sings, and you hear a pleasant symphony of echoes as your
booted feet click against the city streets.
Your guide, her golden hair riding unfelt breezes, lead s you to a
massive door. You feel the power and you could swear the patterns
change, but you cannot put your finger on any particular change at any
one time. At about the time it hits you, the door speaks - it's alive!
"Welcome, Earthmen," it booms, "Speak the name of your beloved and
enter as friends."
65. The binding threatens to splinter apart as you take the book in your
hands. The pages have warped into stiff yellow curves through contact
with liquids. Some pages at the beginning have been torn out. Where
the writing begins, it is a crude scrawl, with some letters written
backwards. Deciphering it is no easy task. Luckily it is fairly short,
so you persevere.
"The Secrits of Las Vegas.
My name is Dave Dawkins. I found this old empty book, and I'm gonna
rite down all my secrits case I fegit them.
I'm a gard for Fat Freddy. He is #2 is Vegas and he wants to be #I.
There is a big reward for anywun who can kill Faran Brygo, the Big
Boss. Brygo stays hidden most of the time.
My hare is starting to fall out. I wonner if its bucuz I joind the
Servants of the Mushrum Cloud. It gives me a good feelin to be with my
new frends in the Temple. They tole me the secrit password, It is 3
letters - NRC. Nurk! A lot of the Servants are bald. Maybe I will be
2.
Lately there has bin a lot of fitin. I try to hide, but ware is it
safe? Robot Deth Masheens are the wurst. Ar guns don't always kill
them sukkers. Freddy sez we need better wepuns and thats why we gotta
find this Max guy. I dint say nothin. Im afraid to tell him that the
servants say Max is kapchurd by the Siborgs.
I am lookin at my words in this book and I am proud. I dint no I cud
rite so good till I tride it. I will rite agin later."
Here the writing breaks off. From what you know of the Vegas
situation, the diary can't be more than a week or two old, but Dave
apparently didn't come back.
66. Although you do not recognize it at first, the object before you is
massive and sends shivers up your spines. You study it, splitting up
to explore both sides at the same time. From the other side someone
yells, "It's a missile - but the insides have been removed!"
67. The guard looks you over closely and then disappears into the tent.
You hear a brief muffled conversation and the guard returns with
another man. The newcomer introduces himself as the headman of the
Atchison clan. He under- stands that you have done a great favor for
his brother. He dismisses the guard and motions you closer. He
explains that they keep no treasure here but he will give you
directions to a secret cache. "Here take this shovel," he instructs
you. "Stand on the north rail, west end. Take four paces to the east
and seven south. Dig and you shall be rewarded." The guard returns and
the headman bids you good day.
68. Closer now, you can hear the conversation of the men you saw when you
came in. There is a short silence after each man voices his thoughts.
They speak of Martians who are impossible to kill. The Martians are
stealing their food faster than ever before and they seem to be
massing for a major attack. The simple weapons of the farmers are not
enough to stop them. They have no idea what to do about it. One of
them jumps as he notices you and they all turn to face you. A stocky
man they call Miguel approaches.
69. "He's an inhuman monster. Just cuz he don't get sick he figures no one
else should."
70. Capt. Andrea Mills's personnel file flashes up onto the screen. Aside
from a large amount of test scores and other data, an occasional
paragraph of interest slides by. One that catches your eye reads, in
part, "Despite her having won the Nobel last year, Andrea's
relationships with the other project members have not changed. She's
still her affable self, and she's made others feel, through their work
on the clone pods, they've each earned a piece of that Nobel them-
selves."
71. "Hi. They call me Crumb," he says with a nod of his head. After he
exchanges handshakes with everybody, he tells you "-see Faran Brygo.
He's my boss. Be sure to use the password KESTREL." As you leave, he
yells, "Tell him I sent you!"
72. You bow deeply out of respect for the Martian Emperor, and he smiles
graciously. He nods toward your guide and looks upon her with love in
his eyes. "I thank you, Alandriana. Once again, my beloved daughter,
you have served me well."
He turns back to you. "I need your help to rid our world of the
Serpioids. We need to destroy their base on Phobos and can only do it
with a device you call a 'plasma coupler.' Your scientists developed
it after we sent them telepathic transmissions that instructed them in
its construction. We need to get it into the heart of the Serpioid
base, then detonate it. Our problem is that none of us Martians can
withstand the radiation the Serpioids need to live." His voice drops.
"You, on the other hand, can live for a while in that radiation bath.
Will you help us?"
73. "Faran must have sent you to look for Max. Last I knew he was headed
for the sewers. He built a special key to get down there. It's called
a Sonic Key. Max made a couple of them and told me that he was hiding
one somewhere in the old golf course. Didn't tell me where, though.
Didn't do him any good, either. The Newrnen grabbed him before he
could do anything. If you return to me the Bloodstaff from the
Mushroom Church in Needles I can show you the way. Tell the bishop
PASTEL."
74. The Martian Warlord hands you a Firelance and some Verchitin armor. "I
realize this is not as good as having a Red Ryder Range Model Air
Rifle with a compass in the stock, but it's the best we can do." He
leads you out to the Ornijetcopter and you board the strange craft.
"Good luck," he says. "Alwa nasci korliri das."
You frown and ask him what that last bit means.
He smiles. "It's an old Martian warning. It means, 'Keep your powder
dry.'"
75. Head Crusher says, "Thank you. Go to the Atchisons tent and tell them
LADYBUG."
76. Charmaine takes the Bloodstaff from you and her face lights up.
You clear your throat. "We've done our part," you say, "now do yours.
We need to find this character Max before all of Vegas is overrun by
these killer robots."
"Ah, yes, Max," she croons, "that strange flunky for Faran Brygo. You
probably don't know that he is a robot.-
The news hits you hard. "Things keep going from bad to worse,- you
mutter. "Outlaws, Blood Cultists, Killer Robots, Bomb Worshippers, and
now Cyborg Robotnappers! What next?"
She inserts the Bloodstaff into a secret compartment and turns it. You
hear a low groan, as if some new doors were opening up. "The way is
now clear for you," says Charmaine. "If you survive your encounter
with the new men, look me up in a couple of months. I might have
another mission for you."
You can only grumble and take your leave.
77. A pair of Blood Guardians flank a complex control panel, the like of
which you've not seen before in the Wasteland. One of the guards looks
at you and you hear him mutter "infidels" under his breath. Beyond
them you see a large area of painted floor that looks very much like a
giant chessboard, but you can't begin to guess at what it might be
for, or what it's doing in the middle of a temple.
78. The Martian Warlord hands you a Firelance and Verchitin armor. "I know
you'd much prefer a Red Ryder Range Model Air Rifle with a compass in
the stock, but this is the best we can do." He waves you toward the
Ornijetcopter and says, "Wodpre rashi Karna das." You frown, "What?"
He blushes purple. "It's an old Martian wish from one warrior to
another. It means, 'Keep your powder dry."
79. You've entered a room where dozens of drills and saws are singing an
ear-piercing song. Blue and white sparks jump from welders and
cutters, dropping to the ground to bounce out their brief lives. A
robot torso passes before you as it lumbers its way across the room on
one of the countless conveyor belts. Even the robot repair area looks
in need of repair, with the roof and wall supports laying exposed. In
the far comer you notice a square-shaped room.
80. "Irwin John Finster, he runs Project Darwin. He still thinks the
world's like it was before, you know?"
81. The Ornijetcopter takes off on an azure tongue of flame and shoots
toward Phobos. Suddenly, out of the brown shadow of Deimos, three
Serpioid fighters stoop on your craft and fire their missiles. Your
craft shudders under the impact. The blast rips the cockpit away and
shreds the controls beyond any chance of repair. With black, choking
smoke pouring from the cockpit, the Ornijetcopter spirals into the
dense Phobosian jungle!
82. The impact of craft hitting planet jars everyone aboard and, if not
for your Verchitin armor, all of you would surely have perished.
Suddenly the door to your craft opens. Standing there, dressed in a
spotless white suit, is Irwin John Finster. "I suppose," he begins, 'I
owe you an explanation."
83. The pit boss sends a stream of brown saliva from between his front
teeth to the tip of your boots. He slowly sucks on the tobacco
pocketed between his cheek and gum as he continues to eye you. Working
a finger into his mouth, he scoots the chew around and finally breaks
the silence. "See Crumb, the manager," he says with a long drawl.
84. In the shadow of an enormous satellite tracking dish stands the old
man. Over 100 years old, he is still vigorous and bright of eye,
although he rambles incoherently at times. The farmers remove their
hats as they approach and wait for him to speak. Frowning, deep in
thought, he stares at what appear to be the remains of a 15-foot tall
carrot. He holds a long shaft of broken metal in one hand and mumbles
something about wascally wabbits that he had to beat away with his
best rake.
Miguel explains that you have come to help. The old man studies your
weapons, and tells you that he doesn't think your peashooters will do
any good against the armored varmints, but that you're welcome to try.
If you succeed, he wants you to come back and see him. There is
something he would like to show you.
Free to roam the veggie field, you head towards the carrot patch. From
a distance, your hear the old man warn you, "Watch out for Harry, the
Bunny Master!"
85. You know the Guardians to be strange collectors of old items and as
xenophobic fools who would not hesitate to kill strangers without ever
seeing the whites of their eyes. You've teamed that the flags are in
place to mark the closest an outsider may approach the walls without
being attacked.
86. "The Head Crusher likes visa cards." The man smiles. "He slathers
peanut butter on them and eats them." He shakes his head. "Weird, but
then, most everything is weird out here - present company excepted, of
course."
87. The room is empty except for a small, square room in the corner. There
is an oval pattern on the floor that reminds you of alien eggs just
waiting for you to examine them too closely so they could explode in
your face. You hesitate, but then get on all fours to study the
pattern more closely.
88. "Finster forced all the sick ones out, to prevent the spread he said,
but it just leaves them to die without help," grumbles the bartender.
89. Finster sits down on a Phobosian tree. "At birth the Serpioids
captured me and educated me to be a spy against my fellow humans. I
rebelled, but I cannot strike them directly." His hands shake. "You
have to understand. Their queen is my sister!"
90. Faded but still visible, you see a map tacked on the wall of the area
before the war. You see a small star that roughly corresponds, as
nearly as you can tell, to the base you now stand inside. Almost
directly south you see a second star, and directly west, at the map's
far edge, you see a third star.
91. Dr. Franklin Beams's personnel file flashes up onto the screen. Aside
from a large amount of test scores and other data, an occasional
paragraph of interest slides by. One that catches your eye reads, in
part, "Dr. Beams's assessment of Edsel's obsessive behavior concerning
the computer and AI just works as another nail in Edsel's coffin. The
faster I can get him out of here, the better. Let Cochise's boss deal
with a fully-aware computer."
92. Head Crusher says, "Thank you. Go to the Atchison's tent and tell them
LIZARD."
93. The diary talks about the last days during which the satellite
facility was operating. "Las Vegas is still intact. Needles wasn't
damaged by bombs, but some flooding occurred when the river level
rose. Quartz suffered some damaged." In hurried script, the last diary
entry reads, 'We're abandoning the satellite installation so we can
join the farmers out at the AgStation and defend the world against the
newest threat ... the invasion from Mars!"
94. A speaker crackles. After a flourish of trumpets you hear: "You have
the privilege of an audience with His Brightness, the Supreme
Commander of Mushroom Forces, Western Sector. Unfortunately, our Great
Leader is away on urgent business. Aware that you will require aid in
your holy assault on the infidel Temple of Blood to steal the Blood
Staff, he has opened our armory for your use. Take all you need. If
you fail in your quest, you may return here to commit ritual suicide."
95. "Things have been rather nasty in Quartz," you are told. "One of the
larger desert bands, led by a guy called Pedros has taken an intense
interest in, ah, civic affairs. He even calls himself 'Mayor.'
Normally a town of our size could drive them off because the bandits
don't try all that hard when attacking, but this time they hit us with
a vengeance. It's almost like they don't want to remain in the
desert."
96. Three Card Monty is played with three cards; one is a queen and the
others are 10's. The dealer shuffles the cards and places them face
down on the table. The player then has one guess to pick out the
queen. The bet is $10.
97. You leave the weeping Finster behind at the crash site. You can
sympathize with him, and would have preferred to have him helping you,
but you can understand his reluctance to face his own flesh and blood.
Still, his heart is in the right place. Onward you trek to destroy the
Serpioid base, and try to redeem Finster's soul.
98. The Brakeman tells you, "Take this visa card and give it to head
Crusher in Quartz." As the Brakeman passes you the card, the sunlight
catches the skull and crossbone hologram and glints brightly. You
slide it into your breast pocket as he turns and leaves without
another word.
99. Faran Brygo's office is modest, yet clean and pleasant. Two guards,
one tall, blond and stern looking, the other shorter and stockier,
flank the desk. Brygo, a dark, handsome man, smiles at you. "I
understand you want to speak with me, gentlemen?"
100. Maj. Peregrine Cite's personnel file flashes up onto the screen. Aside
from a large amount of test scores and other data, an occasional
paragraph of interest slides by. One that catches your eye reads, in
part, "Peregrine accurately assessed the security problems with the
storage area. While the base is not meant to be an armed camp, his
precautions are well noted and should provide a surprise for
unauthorized personnel operating in the base."
101. Lt. Russel Heller's personnel file flashes up onto the screen. Aside
from a large amount of test scores and other data, an occasional
paragraph of interest slides by. One that catches your eye reads, in
part, "I thought Heller would be a discipline problem, but he's not.
His jokes relieve the tension as we work to finish this base. Others
worry about the news that Edsel's new computer is helping to finish
Cochise all by itself, but Heller shrugs it off. Who wants to work
with someone who won't sit down for a cold beer after the work's done
anyway?' Perhaps mankind does stand a chance against superior
machines."
102. The Serpioid ambush almost takes you by surprise. The Serpioids rise
up from the underbrush, which you ignite with your Flamelances, but
their tactical advantage spells doom for you. Their advantage
evaporates, however, when Finster appears and launches himself at the
Serpioid leader. Finster's kick snaps the Serpioid's head back and
drops him where he stood. The battle begins and energy weapons burn to
life around you...
103. The Mushroom Bishop explains to you, 'I sent out my second-in-command
to look into a series of murders." You notice the bishop nervously
twisting a ruby ring around his finger.
104. The pamphlet contains two tips for the wise: "
1. Buy an AK-97 assault rifle.
2. If there's someone hanging around your neighborhood you don't
know, shoot him."
105. "No," Finster shouts. "We can't take any more time to skulk around.
We've got to go straight in. Don't worry, I know the password. It is
TRAITOR!"
106. Your savage attack blasts away the enemy pillbox and you pour into the
heart of the Phobos defense. Finster blasts a control panel. "Perhaps,
with their defense system down, the Emperor can aid us."
107. You lift up Louie's lifeless wrist to look at his gold ID bracelet.
Twisting it over to view the underbelly, you see "27" etched on the
dulled surface.
108. Hidden panels in the walls drop away and Serpioid snipers open up on
you. Your Firelances rake the ambush ports with murderous sheet after
sheet of flames and you hear the screams of Serpioids as they reel
away in death.
"Finster, look out!" one of you screams, but it is in vain. A pit
opens beneath his feet and he vanishes.
A vile, female voice fills the corridor. "Leave now, earthmen. You
cannot save him or your planet. At least save yourselves."
109. The wall map is covered with scribbled remarks that are virtually
unreadable. A star over one building in the southeastern section of
town has the legend "Bar -trouble spot" scrawled over it. A skull
decorates another building in the central-eastern part of the town.
The word HIDEOUT covers it. An arrow leading from the word draws
attention to another building diagonally to the southwest, though it
has the word SEKRET painstakingly written beside it.
110. The Hobo guzzles Snake Squeezins the way an assault rifle gobbles
bullets. His eyes glaze over and his voice deepens. "Those who guard
the past guard the secret to immortality."
111. "Don't get your hopes up. We have to deal with the Bloodstaff murders
first." You frown. "What murders?" The robot clerk squints at you.
"You mean you're not here about the murders? People are found dead,
drained of blood. We think it's some mutant vampire or something from
the desert." He looks at you very hard. "How do I know you're really
Rangers? Just you keep your noses clean in my town, hear?"
112. The glowing torchlight flickers across a horrific scene. Men in torn
and blood spattered robes struggle against the ropes binding them to
massive steel tables. The tables slope down at the head and a
catchbasin at the lowest corner is used to collect the dark flow of
blood dripping from the small wounds cut into each writhing victim.
Priests rush from one table to another, gathering buckets the way a
dairy farmer gathers the bucket of milk from his cows. They pour the
smaller quantities of blood into a hole in the floor, but you cannot
tell where the dark fluid drains away to in this dim chamber of
horrors.
113. "Where did you find that? Oh my God, you've found the thief. Where is
he? Tell me, I must know!"
114. "Well, victims get red-faced and all delirious." The bartender shakes
his head. "It's really odd."
115. Without Finster and his knowledge of the Phobosian Citadel you can
only stumble around blindly. You slink through corridors and around
corners, easily avoiding the inattentive Serpioid sentries. Then you
catch a flash of white from a window and, for a half second, you see
Finster.
You blanch. The building he's in bears the legend "Ministry of Genetic
Rehabilitation."
116. Gunfire rips the Master Geneticist in half. You slit Finster's bonds.
"We must hurry," he urges, "The final invasion begins in an hour!"
117. The Hobo quickly drains the bottle of Snake Squeezins and drops into a
trance. Then, uttering each work metronomically, he says "A steel
storm threatens the City of Cold."
118. You see an empty room with a small square room in the corner. On the
floor is an intricate diamond pattern. You remove a magnifying glass
from your back pocket, get down on all fours, and begin to carefully
study the pattern of dots.
119. Fat Freddie turns the ring over in his thick hands. A smile creeps
onto his face like scum over stagnant water. "I don't believe it, you
actually were foolish enough to kill him." He stares at you with
piggish eyes. "You are obviously too dangerous to live."
120. Finster points out the window. "Dive for cover!" he screams. You look
UP, then suck tile as a kamikaze Serpioid in a fighter corkscrews down
into the hanger where you have taken cover!
121. The bartender frowns. "Not much news since the plague forced Finster
to isolate the base."
122. Three Card Monty is played with three WWII generals. One pretends he's
Montgomery, while the other two are Bradley and Patton. A German
player then tries to figure out which one will lead the invasion. If
he guesses right, the Fourth Reich gets to start with bases in
Germany, France and England.
123. You peer at him over the top of your sunglasses. As you cock your fist
to counsel him on the error of his reticent ways, he blurts, "The
password is THERMODYNAMISM!"
124. You see written here: "The launch code is MOTEKIM."
125. The explosion rips the hanger apart, but a force shield projected from
Finster's belt holds off the ocean of fire washing through the hangar.
"Quick," he yells, "Get to the fighter over there. We've got no time
to waste."
126. Felicia smiles as you cut her bonds. She nearly falls as she makes her
first attempt to stand up. "Don't worry about me," she says, "Ace is
being kept in the cells."
127. You unravel the message from the leg of this massively strong pigeon.
"Boss," the note begins, "I've tracked the bum to Needles. There's
lots of ruins and abandoned buildings here, so the search is not easy.
I know he's hiding in one of them, and I hope I can find him before
someone else does. I don't know if we want his information to fall
into the wrong hands. Oh yeah, there's Rangers about, so it looks like
things actually can go from bad to worse."
128. The Hobo finishes the Snake Squeezins in record time and smiles wisely
at you. He burps. "One man's dream is another's nightmare, but a
machine's dream is everyone's nightmare."
129. "Faran must have sent you to look for Max. Last I knew he was headed
for the sewers, He built a special key to get down there. It's called
a Sonic Key. Don't confuse it with the four keys of the Citadel. Max
made a couple of them and told me that he was hiding one somewhere in
the old golf course. Didn't tell me where, though. Didn't do him any
good, either. The Newmen grabbed him before he could do anything. If
you return to me the Bloodstaff from the Mushroom Church in Needles I
can show you the way. Tell the bishop DIPSTICK."
130. You're drawn into a large room filled from floor to ceiling with
countless computers. The flashing lights and video screens bring the
room to an eerie life. Through the glow of colors, you spot a small
square room in the far corner.
131. Once the introductions have been made, the Big Boss pulls out a box of
grenades and passes them around, all the while explaining that it is
his special blend, made somewhere further north. When everyone is
comfortable, and the bodyguards have taken up unobtrusive positions
behind you, he begins to talk.
"One of my men is missing. We don't think he's dead, because he was
too valuable to kill. We think some other group in town has grabbed
him, but if we don't get him back, the whole town will probably be
overrun by these damn death machines that have started to appear. He's
the only one in town with the scientific know how to fight them. For
example, he's the one who thought of the landmines, and they've
destroyed more robots than anything else in town."
Brygo reaches into his desk and brings out a drawing of a rather
ordinary looking man. "This is Finster," he explains. "He came to us
about a year ago from the Wasteland to the east. He was the greatest
hand-to-hand fighter we'd ever seen and he also seemed to know a lot
about the science from before the War. He didn't remember where he
came from - at least, that's what he told us. I quickly made him my
right hand man.
"When we began to hear rumors of death machines coming out of the
west, and especially when the first of them reached the Vegas borders
several weeks ago, Finster grew frantic. He began to talk crazy, about
how all life was in peril, and how only he could save us. He said he
needed special equipment, and that someone near Vegas should have it.
I should have put a guard on him then, but instead I decided to send
Ace out to look for help. One night Finster disappeared. We've been
looking for him ever since, but without success. Now I've lost my best
man, and things are getting worse. Newer and stronger robotic death
machines are appearing all the time. If we don't find Finster soon,
even a fortress like this may not be able to hold out. Go see
Charmaine in the Mushroom Church. Tell her I sent you and she may be
able to help."
You nod. "Yeah. We've tangled with these death machines before, and
whoever is making them has gotta be stopped. Got any clues?"
"There are two other power groups that we know of here in Vegas. Fat
Freddy runs the criminal element. He'd like to take over my position.
Then, there's also the Servants of the Mushroom Cloud - religious
fanatics who won't be happy until every person in Vegas has been
converted to their own poisonous religion. There may be others. Vegas
is a big town. But those are the ones we most suspect. You get Finster
back in one piece, and I'll pay you $20,000 and give you command
positions in my special forces. What do you say.? Will you do it?"
The Desert Rangers huddle for a few minutes. From the veiled looks and
secret gestures you've intercepted between Brygo and his men, it's
obvious that the only way you'll get out of this room without a fight,
is to take the assignment. Besides, your curiosity has been aroused.
You are sure that Finster knows a lot more than he has told Brygo. If
you want explanations, he's the man you'll need to see.
"All right," you tell the Boss, "we'll find him if he's findable. We
may have to leave Vegas to do it. In the meantime, you try to hold out
here." The Big Boss stands up, shakes your hands, and wished you all
luck. Then he shows you the way out.
132. A growl rumbles from the bartender's throat. "The Martians forced all
the sick ones out, to prevent the spread they said, but it just leaves
them to die without help."
133. Each of you mans a gun station as the fighter bursts from the flaming
hanger. Fingers tighten on triggers and massive energy pulses coax
sour, ozone vapors from the atmosphere. You blaze away at the swarm of
enemy fighters whirling around you. Your shots blast the Serpioid
ships apart, but the horde of them looks too great for even you to
defeat.
Suddenly the fighter lurches to a stop as a blue-green light bathes
it. The wings disintegrate and Finster screams, "Tractor beam. Their
command ship has us!"
134. 'That's a brilliant plan!" Finster exclaims. "You'll get a promotion
for hat one!"
In accordance with your plan, he cuts the engine back and the tractor
beam drags you quickly toward the floating Citadel that is the
Serpioid flagship. Then as you grow close, Finster punches the
afterburners and your ship, a fuel laden bomb, dives in at the
flagship.
"Hope your force field holds, Irwin," you laugh.
He swallows hard. "My power level is too low. We're going to die!"
135. Finster huddles with the rest of you in the corridors of the flagship.
"If not for your quick thinking and linking my power belt into the
fusion engine on he ship, we would have died. Now we've crippled the
flagship. We have won!"
"No," you remind him. 'It won't be over until your sister is dead!"
136. The darkened cell reeks of decay. You take a step inside and feel
something slick on the cell's floor. You stoop and touch it, then
recoil as if burned. The empty cell is full of blood!
137. The bartender sighs. "He was working in the base as a janitor. Now
he's real sick."
138. A squad of Serpioids fills the hallway. "Come, Rangers," the leader
invites, "Come and die."
139. High/Low is a game played with two dice. The player rolls a die and
then the dealer rolls a die. If the player rolled higher than the
dealer, he wins. The bet is $10 per roll.
140. "He wandered in from the desert to study here. He talked with Finster
but got sick before he got a job."
141. Snake Squeezins drip off the Hobo's chin as he drains the bottle. His
eyes grow distant and his voice drops an octave. "To the mother who
speaks in riddles comes a child of promise. Aid her and aid justice."
142. You stoop and recover your African Throwing Knives from the Serpioid
bodies. You grin at Finster. "I'm going to skin one of these things,
someday, and make me a pair of boots."
143. You unceremoniously rip the bracelet from Hewey's limp wrist. Rubbing
it against your chest several times to remove the blood, you see "13"
engraved on it.
144. You can hardly believe your eyes. Here, in the middle of the Guardian
Citadel's fourth level, you stand before the object of five year's
search. You remove your gloves and gently run your hand over her
belly, fighting the temptation to throw yourself entirely against her.
Slowly, you take several steps back. Unable to resist it any longer,
you blurt triumphantly to the crew, 'the Titanic! What a find!"
145. This paragraph can be reached from no place in the whole adventure. We
know who you are, and we will get you for reading this paragraph.
Expect it most when you expect it least.
146. The bartender leans forward. "Darwin was a science base a long time
ago. Supposed to be hush-hush, but I grew up in its shadow, so...
147. You flip the lifeless Hewey onto his back with the toe of your boot.
After you rummage through his pockets, you start removing his jewelry,
having a particularly hard time working the ID bracelet over his
swollen hand. You finally separate it from the dearly departed with a
hard jerk that pops the bracelet off. Flipping over the bracelet, you
read the only etching of "11."
148. The Hobo lowers the now empty bottle of Snake Squeezins and stares at
you with glassy eyes. "Destroy the wombs and destroy the threat. He
then passes out.
149. "Hi. They call me Crumb,- he says with a nod of his head. After he
exchanges handshakes with everybody, he tells you "See Faran Brygo.
He's my boss. Be sure to use the password CLOVER." As you leave, he
yells, "Tell him I sent you!"
150. "Where did you find that? Oh my god, he must be dead. The Bloodstaff
was stolen from here and I'll generously reward you if you find it and
bring it back. Last I knew he was going back to downtown Needles."
151. Your mouth dries instantly. Perched Within a weightless bubble of
blood, Finster's sister laughs derisively. "Come so far just to die.
Poor little men. Your world is lost."
152. The hastily inhaled Snake Squeezins dull the hobo's eyes and deepen
his voice. He tells you, "A body is only a box to keep your mind in."
153. "Not by a long shot," you scream back at her. You flick the charging
level of the needle rifles you found earlier. "Eat hot slivers of
death, witch." The deafening roar of your assault swallows any comment
she tries to offer.
154. As you gently thumb through the brittle pages of the little black
book, you notice a list of names and phone numbers, some of which have
four stars next to them. At the bottom of the last page you notice
some unusual text: "The launch code is ATOM."
155. You unceremoniously rip the bracelet from Dewey's limp wrist. Rubbing
it against your chest several times to remove the blood, you see "16"
engraved on it.
156. The Snake Squeezins vanish into the Hobo faster than water evaporates
in the desert. The Hobo smiles quizzically, his eyes get a distant
look, and he burps. "Trust the one born beneath the battlefield."
157. Finster and his sister stand over your dead bodies. "The fools should
have realized," she says, "those were my weapons. Having them explode
when used against me is easy."
Finster smiles. "They were more foolish than that, Lucretia. They
actually trusted me." The twins' laughter echoes in your dying ears
for an eternity.
158. "Where'd you get that ring?" the detective demands. "I think his
Holiness is looking for that thing."
159. She beckons you to come nearer, the shining three-inch red nail on her
index finger mesmerizing you closer and closer. Pushing the hair away
from your ear, she whispers, "Ugly's bomb disarm code is
31-17-54-07-99."
160. Snake Squeezins lubricate the Hobo's throat and loosen his mind to
travel places unknown to the sane. "Man before wife, save a life."
161. You study the torn piece of paper in your hand. Originally written in
red ink, the text has turned into large fuzzy blotches of pink. Though
mostly unreadable, you make out the word MUERTE followed by HIDEOUT:
THANATOS, but THANATOS has been scratched out and MORS has been
written under it.
162. The coppery-skinned youth smiles. "I come from the Junkyard Village.
My father is the junkmaster and he'd be very grateful if you would
return me to my home." He looks down at his feet. "I understand,
though, if you do not want to take me home. You are the mighty Desert
Rangers who have destroyed the Guardians of the Old Order, so you
don't need any help. Still, my father knows where your enemy lairs."
